manelle

manelle la star cest moi

oh t’as vu manelle la star oui

by versoflotte November 2, 2020

Tim Manser

Deadly carnivore with tendancy to freeze victims for later consumption. Also known to store body parts under floorboards and in hollow walls. Never breaks a sweat.

I'm sure Betty was due home by now. She said she was popping out to visit her new boyfriend for a minute. Tim, isn't it? Tim... Manser???

by Jason Cramer July 20, 2003

sending mandela down the river

Taking a large dump and flushing the toilet a few times to get the entire contents down the pipe

"Where's Tony, we have a meeting in 2 minutes!" - "he's sending mandela down the river, he should be out in a minute"

by Greg The Keg May 1, 2009

Pete Mandelson

Pete Mandelson (as in Peter Mandelson, heavyweight politician of the UK), refers to MDMA when one is talking about drugs on the telephone.

Can also be: Pete, Peter, Mandelson.

Drug Dealer: 'Hello'.

Buyer: 'EZ geez, was wondering if Pete Mandelson was about, and what color suit is he wearing?'.

DD: 'Yea he is chief, and he's sporting a lovely champagne number'.

by dinnum2010 January 4, 2010

Manservant

A cock. Just a cock. Everyone knows this.

"Strange - your manservant is only six inches tall."

by Lost Cookie August 16, 2017

The mandela catalogue

(spoilers??????)

LITERALKY SO FUCKING SCARY I SHIT MY PANTS AND I TREMBLED LITERALLY SO HARD WHEN IT WAS IVER

my dad knocked on my door when stanley said "your new friend is inside your home, now." AND I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER I SWEAR

gabriel is the best no cap fr

"have you seen the mandela catalogue on youtube"
"yes and i shit my pants and i was creaming my pants and i uh.... i forgor 💀"
"gabriel is the best isn't he"
"yes he is"
"tmc fandom is the best no cap"
"mhm"

by OPEN_THEdoorMARK❗️❗️❗️ October 28, 2022

mandela effect

An perfect example of how dumb, forgetful and easily persuaded humans are.

I could say, "The word 'carcass' never existed," and everyone would start yelling "MANDELA EFFECT!"

Amy: Want a rice crispie?
Barb: It's rice KRISPie.
Amy: No no, Rice Krispie is a name of a company, rice crisp-
Barb: IT'S KRISPIE! MANDELA EFFECT!!!
Amy: *rolls eyes*

by snafu love November 21, 2016