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An ugly fat attention seeker intent on destroying friendships and families
That fucking cunt manwaring is whining about everything. Die you fat cunt
by Willop65 January 30, 2020
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mastering it

Doing it perfectly
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makering

he has makering balls
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Managering

The act of commanding others to do tasks while you yourself never contribute no matter how easy or hard the task is.

People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves.

While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.
Example 1

Employee: You called me over here sir?

Manager: I need you to clean up this spill

Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you.

Example 2

Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house.

Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it?

Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts.

Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it.

Mom: ...

Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?
by Clowninator69 June 18, 2022
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Mathering

June “that’s a lot of men in the corner Of the bar

Sue “that a mathering babes”
by Ling Ling9 June 26, 2022
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Managering

The act of management, to manage, to keep managed, to make sure nobody else manages. The art of keeping the Endocannabinoid System Balanced, the management of the endocannabinoid system, the art of managing the managers inside your brain.
1.) 'In Managering my pain, I used some CBD" 2.) "That person needs some help in the managering department" 3.) "If you're not good at managering it's highly likely you'll be very disorganized. 4.) That stoner has failed in managering his THC habit and needs ECS Balance Control
by ResearcherOG_Mike January 7, 2024
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Manteling

Manteling is when you poop in your pants purposefully, then shimmy till it slides down to your balls. After it slides down to your balls, you let it crust to make a protective barrier around your testicles. This can be done several times
Person 1: Just started Manteling 2 weeks ago

Person 2: You Pussy dike, iv been mantel maxxing for 7 years
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Person 1: WHATS THAT SMELL DEAR GOD

Person 2: Just layering up the ol' mantel
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Person 1: *axe kicks to your nuts at full force*

Person 1: *breaks there leg*

Person 1: DEAR GOD MY LEG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR NUTS MADE OUT OF

Person 2: *shits a little more*
by Colton Morris April 24, 2024
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