manchild

A male who is "of age" but still has the emotional/mental capacity of a child.

Completely incapable of making decisions regarding women, "manning up" when appropriate or discussing anything maturely, manchildren are becoming increasingly more frequent.

Manchildren will have notable traits such as thinking that they are somewhat different to other men because they have no emotional baggage, will find most immature humour widely entertaining and will have not been in a serious relationship, EVER. Longest relationship will be between 1-3 months.

When discussing important things, a man child will look at the floor and remain silent, pretend nothing is wrong at the time and then once out of sight drop into radio silence or will give you the "rabbit caught in the headlights" look.

However, man children are tempting challenge for women and more often than not an older women will take a man child under her wing as he will be impressed with her "at ease and coolness" and she will be taken back at his emotional naivety.

A man child is very easy to train in the ways of the bedroom.

"I was trying to talk about where the relationship with Tom is going and he acted fine but I haven't heard from him since. He's such a manchild!"

"Dave has no clue how to handle this situation, he's such a man child"

"Look at that fittie! Pity, I bet he's a man child"

by Blondie636 October 15, 2011

manchowder

the salty discharge from the penis. Some women make necklasses out of it

he splurged his manchowder on her face

by stever April 29, 2003

maneech

root words: neech, nage, ownage
Used to describe a situation where the sheer awesomeness of the circumstance is so intensely overwhelming that it cannot be accurately described with authentic english words. It is commonly seen in the form of all capial letters. It is also not rare to see the 'a' and the 'e' in the word repeated excessively. Word is commonly followed by the root word neech to intensify the effect.

Whoa, MANEECH!
That's so MAAAANEEEECH!
I can't believe that happened! MAANEEECH!
MAAAAANEEEECH!
That was so MANEECH! NEECH!

by dolumberist September 19, 2005

Manchester United

A T-shirt and merchanising team, also plays football but to a lesser extent

by Scorp September 22, 2003

Poo Manchu

To draw a fecal moustache on your partner using your finger or penis after having anal sex.
Alternate definition, see Dirty Sanchez.

Although she wasn't Asian or male, Darlene sure looked the part after her lover gave her a Poo Manchu.

by Su Nam April 23, 2006

Manchester steam roll

During sexual intercourse, the man will be receiving head when he suddenly pushes the woman's head down and his cock goes deeper into her throat and makes her gag and vomit onto the floor. After the woman is humiliated, the man takes a steamin shit into the pile of vomit. They start to kiss very passionately and roll into it. They have now steam rolled it.

Dude, me and grace totally did the Manchester steam roll all over my parents dining room floor.

by Hoefilterisbestfilter November 16, 2016

Manchin

Tiny, useless invertebrate incapable of making a decision until it’s made for him.

Stop being such a Manchin and make a decision already.

by Yak-Shavings October 5, 2018