A house or apartment which upon entering it is immediately evident that no women live there, as the manliness of the man or men living inside is visible in every part of a mancave. Possible characteristics of a mancave include:
- A kitchen sink that's always full.
- A refrigerator that contains nothing but eggs, beer, soda, bacon, raw meat, and possibly batteries.
- Cabinets are full of canned soup and hotsauce.
- Walls are covered in posters of bands or legendary men (ex: Clint Eastwood).
- If any room contains a TV, all furniture is aiming at it.
- A dining table, half covered in old food and half covered in things unrelated to eating.
- Distinct smell of alcohol, cigarettes, and or newspaper.
- Bathrooms long overdue for cleaning.
- Frequent blasting of music.
- A kitchen sink that's always full.
- A refrigerator that contains nothing but eggs, beer, soda, bacon, raw meat, and possibly batteries.
- Cabinets are full of canned soup and hotsauce.
- Walls are covered in posters of bands or legendary men (ex: Clint Eastwood).
- If any room contains a TV, all furniture is aiming at it.
- A dining table, half covered in old food and half covered in things unrelated to eating.
- Distinct smell of alcohol, cigarettes, and or newspaper.
- Bathrooms long overdue for cleaning.
- Frequent blasting of music.
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A man usually makes use of the manchair early in a relationship, until it is stable enough for him to reveal that he does not actually enjoy traipsing through shop after shop, watching his partner buy (or try on) freakish clothes that only look good on airbrushed anorexic models in magazines. At this point, he can say: "No, you go shopping. I will stay home and: (a) watch TV; (b) sleep; or (c) stick pins in my eyes."
A man usually makes use of the manchair early in a relationship, until it is stable enough for him to reveal that he does not actually enjoy traipsing through shop after shop, watching his partner buy (or try on) freakish clothes that only look good on airbrushed anorexic models in magazines. At this point, he can say: "No, you go shopping. I will stay home and: (a) watch TV; (b) sleep; or (c) stick pins in my eyes."
Woman: "Do you mind if I just try on a couple of things? It won't take a second."
Man: No, that's fine. I'll just sit in the manchair and veg out for a couple of hours."
Man: No, that's fine. I'll just sit in the manchair and veg out for a couple of hours."
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