manbabies

comes out of your penis to signal you to go back to gbs

555555 MANBABIEs FOR YUO GOOD SIR TEH FUNNAY

by lol December 14, 2003

manbaby

Men, usually aged 12-22, who (a) are chubby/sweaty or (b) were assembled poorly in the womb and who, instead of making up for their lack of striking physical attractiveness by being funny, fun, interesting or down-to-earth will instead use any and all opportunities to put themselves down (especially in the presence of the opposite sex), stand in corners at parties, avoid conversations with friends at parties or take other measures in an attempt to get noticed. Manbabies are completely and utterly unable to grasp the idea that the pity points they earn from the occassional girl is not a sexual advance of any kind and will do nothing to improve their chances with a female. The behavior of manbabies at parties is as an enormous disservice to their friends, who must put up with the fact that they have a whiney, emotional, irrationally depressed and hopelessly romantic manbaby to worry about while they themselves are trying to meet girls. Tend to listen to a lot of angsty music (ie: Linkin Park, Slipknot) and are frequently heard describing how terrible they are with women.

"Oh crap, Johnny's standing in the corner being a manbaby again."
"Dammit! He always does this whenever we go out."

by Scott April 2, 2005

manbabies

offspring sexually produced without any female intervention.

Having five manbabies makes you teh funney.

five golden manbabies!
I want to have your manbabies!

by Sancho March 16, 2003

Manbody

A term for rugby players with well-muscled bodies for the ladies to enjoy and to inflict pain on their opponents. Manbody is nothing less than a way of life.

That Alabama rugby player is rocking a hardcore manbody.

by bamarugby14 April 25, 2011

Manboon

A man with a red glowing ass

John fell while snowbording and his ass looked like a manboon.

by Swewolf90 December 30, 2011

manbabies

What is produced following mansex.

You don't want to see an example. Imagine a chocolate covered krispy-kreme.

by mcrandello July 18, 2003

ManBoy

A young man, usually a stranger, who is very attractive and has a friendly personality. Differentiated from other "manboy" definitions by the capitalized M and B.

Wow, that's a good-looking ManBoy!
I went to a show last week and I met a ManBoy there.

by chocolate_cheerios November 15, 2007