malardo

Not good. Effortless.

Does the joke come in another package? Malardo.

by Mopolo January 24, 2020

My Fricking McNards

An alternative to cursing when you get kicked in the balls

Ow, my Fricking McNards!!!

by Max, Andy, and David December 22, 2009

Malarda

a festy,slutty person. originatiing in albury-wodonga region of australia.

"he had sex on the causeway bike path? what a festy malarda!"
"dont touch me you malarda!"

by bobjames24 October 15, 2006

Menards

A type of store run by mask-Nazis. These types of stores often require you to wear a mask even if you have a medical condition that makes wearing a mask dangerous or impossible. Named after the hardware store Menards.

"I wish the store down the road from where I live would stop being such a Menards. They have such a good selection of food, but I really don't want to wear a mask. Every time I wear one it makes me feel sick and nauseous."

by Mythcrusher November 5, 2020

maynard

A maynard is you regular bad-ass. Any particular Maynard may name his/her friends as Maynard's also. Being a Maynard demands fear and respect. Maynard's have a sense of authority too.

Maynard One: Hey Maynard
Maynard Two: Hey Maynard
Maynard One: What's shaking?

Geek: WOW Here come's Maynard and her Maynard friends!
Geek 2: I wish I was a Maynard
Geek: Me too, let's ask!
Maynard: No fuckin' way mate
Geek *cries and kills himself*

by N_Maynard October 5, 2005

Minard

A brown spot on your testicles

There was a Minard on my balls when I woke up.

by BIZNISS June 16, 2010

Maynard

A glorious place in Massachusettes where the beer flows like wine and even the ugle girls are sexy.

Sexy Girl 1: You're from Maynard!?
Cool Dude: Ya.
Sexy Girl: You wanna bang?
Cool Dude: OK
Sexy Girl 2: Can I join too?

by JDizzzle April 23, 2006