A maynard is you regular
bad-ass. Any particular Maynard may name his/her
friends as Maynard's also. Being a Maynard demands
fear and respect. Maynard's have a sense of authority too.
Maynard One: Hey Maynard
Maynard Two: Hey Maynard
Maynard One: What's shaking?
Geek:
WOW Here come's Maynard and her Maynard
friends!
Geek 2: I wish I was a Maynard
Geek: Me too, let's ask!
Maynard: No fuckin' way
mate
Geek *cries and kills himself*