A maynard is you regular bad-ass. Any
particular Maynard may name his/her friends as
Maynard's also. Being a Maynard demands fear and respect. Maynard's have a sense of
authority too.
Maynard One: Hey Maynard
Maynard Two: Hey Maynard
Maynard One: What's
shaking?
Geek: WOW Here come's Maynard and her Maynard
friends!
Geek 2: I wish I was a Maynard
Geek: Me too, let's ask!
Maynard: No
fuckin' way mate
Geek *cries and kills himself*