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Malte

Malte a great German guy, who is the best friend you can imagine. If You Are sad, he makes You happy only by being on your Side. Malte often try's to He funny but mostly his jokes Are so bad that You have to laugh. Many people think Malte is as strong and cool as anybody, but if you Are Alone with him You will find out that also he is very sensible and nice.

Malte is a perfect friend, who will always help You, and will go with You trough Heaven and hell. If You Are a friend of malte You will have a wonderful live and a funny time, so never let him go.
A: Do You know this guy, I think Malte was his Name...

B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.
by Firefroster May 17, 2017
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malte

This is a name for a booze-loving male person. He does love alcohol, even when he wakes up the next day
His name is malte.

So he loves alchohol
yup!
by Racists FKN SUCK May 27, 2020
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Malte

Cody: Oh wow that guy is german!
Mody: Is he a Malte?
Cody: PROBABLY
by wkljfoewirjgpej February 7, 2018
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Malte

Malte is that one person u think u will never meet. He is hot and really reallyyy perfect. He will always make u feel like a real princess everyday. If is not from his smartness he is a real good looking guy and if u meet Malte u should really get your time to know him, because he will treat u like his bae.
“Omg u know what? Today I meet Malte and he is the most perfect guy i’ve ever meet!”
by From W❤️ October 10, 2018
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Malte

He’s not the most beautiful guy from his look but his character and everything else is soo damn perfect when you’re with him you just love yourself because he will compliment you. And you always have to laugh when you’re with him because he has such a great humour and tells the best jokes but he also makes fun of himself and his look which can be funny but sometimes you will notice that deep down he really thinks he looks to ugly to get a girl or so and isn’t always so happy about himself even tough he has a high self esteem.
But if you get a Malte you can be soooo lucky because he will always care for you , loves you the way you are , helps you out of every situation ,is always there for you and does anything for you.

And sometimes a Malte is a bit of a pervert but that’s ok because it’s part of his humour and he would never do something you don’t want to do.
Malte always compliments you and is there for you and has the greatest humour.
by Pinkpowerboyyyy September 1, 2019
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Malte Schäfers

The Person the most enormous penis in the history of the universe (the same length like Russia). Moreover he's really good at flirting and fucking. Most women like exspecially his gorgeous six pack, beautiful face and scrunch butt. Since Malte's sex appeal is out of this world, even hetrosexual men fall in love with him.
by Lofor October 5, 2017
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Malte

Malte is one of the most underrated names. He is the worlds coolest person and everyone should obey him. He is the strongest in his friend group and is the best in every sport.
“Malte looks so good today

“Malte is so strong I want his dahri in me”
by CEO_of-urban-d1ctionary November 23, 2021
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