Dirty Malte

Dirty Malte

A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.

Woman - Babe my ass is bleeding… can you give me a Dirty Malte?

Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!

by Straya11 February 7, 2025

Malte

A Malte Us a guy with a massive Dick. He also is funny

Girl: What do you think of Malte
Girl 2 : He Haus a massive Dick

by BigdickMalte October 11, 2021

Malt Ball Malding

Malt Ball Malding refers to black bald people who mald (mald meaning angry and bald)

*bald black man getting angry*
Me: calm down, stop Malt Ball Malding

by boomergee. June 10, 2023

Malte

Malte a typical Swedish guy maybe Slovakian who knows. Shining gold-brown hair with a middle part running around in worn and torn converse shoes, jeans typically wide. He enjoys emo clothes. When people think of Malte they associate him with swimming, most Maltes are good swimmers.

Eyy yoo Malte come suck my swimming floppy cock

by Simon Kerry April 6, 2021

Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful bluish eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, playing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

who is that hottie sleeping there? It must be Jan-Malte

by gabsyy January 8, 2025

Malte Wegbratt

Malte Wegbratt (or Toffelhjälte in swedish) is a hero that has saved us all! Once he defeated a dragon using only his left slipper (and he is right footed). He has also defeated Voldemort, a crocodile, a dinosaur and much much more!

OHHHH PLEAS MALTE WEGBRATT PUT THE SLIPPER LONGER IN! Said the dragon
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte

by MalteWegbrattLover101<3 December 10, 2020

Malting

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.

PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What

by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025