Dont you try to gaslight me with your male appropriatism your obviously seeking to denigrate me with your male company's 4 dollar words
Cleary you are a gum chewing leg lifting male who gives boys a bad name
Cleary you are a gum chewing leg lifting male who gives boys a bad name
by Tonythetiler December 27, 2020
An erection is a physiological phenomenon of the male genitalia of many species, in which the penis becomes firmer, engorged and enlarged. Penile erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is often associated with sexual arousal or sexual attraction, although erections can also be spontaneous. The shape, angle and direction of an erection varies considerably in humans.
Girl 1 : thank god we don't get male erection
Girl 2 : yup, it would have been an awkward situation for us.
Girl 2 : yup, it would have been an awkward situation for us.
by AlekhyaDas August 14, 2014
A person who says they are a Sigma male but in reality are the complete opposite. Like not showering, caring too much about another person's sexuality, making pro Nazi edits on YouTube shorts and being an annoying ass contrarian
by Fishy Mann September 25, 2023
Being born with an organ that controls our lives from the age of 13 onwards. From this time the male is cursed forever with erections, wetdreams, urges for orgasms, and getting caught masturbating.
Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.
A huge gift and curse for men.
Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.
A huge gift and curse for men.
13 year old boy: Hey I wonder what this "jerking off" I've heard aboout feels like...
2 minutes later
OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.
2 years later
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
GRRROOOAAANNNN
2 years later
Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.
Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!
20 years later
I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!
20 years later
Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.
2 minutes later
OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.
2 years later
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
GRRROOOAAANNNN
2 years later
Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.
Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!
20 years later
I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!
20 years later
Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.
by Callum6969 May 15, 2009
Morgan is a nice guy, he is funny and strong and has a huge cock. He can be a dick to people but it doesn’t matter because of his huge schlong and he fucks girls on the daily and also likes fucking people’s mothers. He is the Chad of the world and is soo good in bed and nobody can beat him. Big cock hero will also beat you up if u annoy him.
by MorganIsSexy December 07, 2020
A member of the female gender who defends and protects problematic men and blames women for men's wrongdoings. Examples are women who blame girls for wearing short skirts for being sexually assaulted, who attack teenage girls sleeping with adult men instead of the creepy adult men, who say that the woman deserved to be beaten etc. Normally have low self esteem and live for male validation and opinions. Also known as "pick-mes".
Male identified woman: "That stupid little slut was asking to be assaulted wearing that outfit showing her cleavage"
by Rayraydust January 09, 2019
by bartonspacklecrisp July 06, 2021