you make me want to off myself

To want to kill one's self

You make me want to off myself with your horrible grammar

by Lexiemalik23 December 21, 2016

Don't make me swing on you bro

1. One of the greatest lines ever as seen on the greatest television show: Workaholics.

2. A quote to use when you and one or more people are arguing over something minor and a compromise cannot be made.

Blake: "Our dragon is going to seal the deal, Cee Low Green style!"

Adam: "Uh yeah definately, but his name is Reptar."

Blake: "But its actually Cee Low Green."

Adam: "Don't make me swing on you bro!"

by jac92007 December 5, 2011

make me feel so ja

"make me feel so good," from Dutch and other Germanic languages. Antonymn, "that makes me feel so nein," = "that makes me cranky."

"Ach, John Kerry makes me feel so ja!"
Ant, "George Bush makes me feel so very, very nein."

by fendra February 28, 2005

You make me happy in my pants

A phrase often used to establish the fact that the speaker is excited, sexually or not.

Jo: Y'think I'm getting a little fat?
Derrick: Joanna, you make me happy in my pants.
Jo: ...But you do think I'm fat?

by PolDak July 12, 2006

These pretzels are making me thirsty

can be used as a term for curiosity.

When you and a friend overhear someone and want to know more about what they are talking about, you can say, "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

by Gumbo76 September 22, 2006

does this shirt make me look fat

yes

"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"

by mike lemon May 3, 2009

you make me want to take a shit

something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.

a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.

by Nightmares August 22, 2007