by lala 17 June 4, 2008
Get the mady mug.(v.) – an act of daring intimacy. (1) Pursuant to heavy petting our lady, of her own volition, anoints her mammarian protuberances with copious amounts of water-soluble petroleum jelly. Upon removing her gentleman’s codpiece she titty-fucks the hell out of him until the ebb and flow of pearly treasures doth mar her ample bosom. Now post haste, in an ecstatic moment of grace freely given, ladyluck sponges the jus d’amour with her long and bountiful mane, baring cheeks red with rosy dawn. Then grace, not having satisfied her thirst, the Magdalene lap’s love excess from her soiled locks with a rueful smile.
(2) after giving your lady friend the titty bang-bang (with tits nice and lubed), she uses her own hair to wipe up jizz necklace and then licks it out of her hair.
(2) after giving your lady friend the titty bang-bang (with tits nice and lubed), she uses her own hair to wipe up jizz necklace and then licks it out of her hair.
by Bonny and Clyde September 18, 2007
Get the The Dirty Magdalene mug.Maggybyte is a word found in many jokes and/or punchlines. Maggybyte plays on the word megabyte and is used to indicate one's obsession toward a certain person.
"Hey BB, how many maggybytes did you say your iPod can hold?" (Stated after being accused of obsession towards someone.)
"I think that girl that has been eyeing you has a jump drive full of maggybytes."
"I think that girl that has been eyeing you has a jump drive full of maggybytes."
by Greenbrier News February 28, 2010
Get the Maggybyte mug.One of the funniest and most awesome person you will ever meet, always up for a laugh and is a crazy mofo with a weird sense of humour.
"She is such a Maddy thurley
"I know, the other day she said something about best Ed on the bus"
"What the hell she still watches that"
"Yeah, shes such a Maddy"
"I know, the other day she said something about best Ed on the bus"
"What the hell she still watches that"
"Yeah, shes such a Maddy"
by turtlenerd October 25, 2014
Get the maddy thurley mug.Madyson is the type of girl whos always outgoing and loves everyone she meets even though life gets tough sometimes madyson will be there for you and she so extroverted she has the most beautiful smile in the world she may call herself ugly and make her self look bad shes gorgeous and awesome
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by yourawesome#1 July 8, 2019
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A movement to support Goya. They're the greatest beans, everyone agrees.
* All Beans Matter
A movement to support Goya. They're the greatest beans, everyone agrees.
* All Beans Matter
Bob was told Goya beans are racist because orange man bad. He proceeded to buy a yuuuge amount of Goya beans and yelled-
"MAGOYAA! Fuck you Antifa and prepare to for the gas!"
"MAGOYAA! Fuck you Antifa and prepare to for the gas!"
by MAGOYAA Monster July 23, 2020
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Best cousin ever she is about 5,4ft, 83 pounds, golden brown eyes, brown curly hair and her breath stinks like rotten feet but that doesn't matter because she is best and we r always here for each other.
Best cousin ever she is about 5,4ft, 83 pounds, golden brown eyes, brown curly hair and her breath stinks like rotten feet but that doesn't matter because she is best and we r always here for each other.
Person 1: Who is that big ass curly ball
Person 2: Oh, that girl over there is just Magdalena Kovač dont get close to her cuz she is farting like god damn Nicolas McLonson
Person 1: Oh shoot i was just about to ask her on Prom, but anyways thank you for warning
Person 2: No problem bro have a good one!
Person 1: Ok bye bro!
Person 2: Bye!
Person 2: Oh, that girl over there is just Magdalena Kovač dont get close to her cuz she is farting like god damn Nicolas McLonson
Person 1: Oh shoot i was just about to ask her on Prom, but anyways thank you for warning
Person 2: No problem bro have a good one!
Person 1: Ok bye bro!
Person 2: Bye!
by SMartin 2403 December 18, 2021
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