When a 6'3 15 year old hires 15 japenese prostitutes to poop into his gaping anus. He then proceeds to absorb their essence by consuming them through his belly button. But suddenly a mob of angry villagers try to kill him but due to the massive nut blast Mag cant run away so they violate his ears, nostrils, toes, armpits, thighs, etc. They also stuff him full of cream cheese.
by Dirty Magnus the third February 17, 2022
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What does this task include? It's simply:
1. You need to be the hottest, sexiest most jaw-drop-handsome looking chad in the room.
2. You need to be able to use your wording and charm to finesse yourself into any girls' pants of your choosing.
3. You need a massive cock, and a big pair of balls. If you dont have that, dont even think of being Magnus enough.
That's how simply it is.
What does this task include? It's simply:
1. You need to be the hottest, sexiest most jaw-drop-handsome looking chad in the room.
2. You need to be able to use your wording and charm to finesse yourself into any girls' pants of your choosing.
3. You need a massive cock, and a big pair of balls. If you dont have that, dont even think of being Magnus enough.
That's how simply it is.
How to use the saying "are you Magnus enough?"
Person1: "I'm going over to that hot girl over there"
Person2: "Are you Magnus enough to do that?"
Person1: "I'm going over to that hot girl over there"
Person2: "Are you Magnus enough to do that?"
by BigManMagnus February 4, 2021
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Type of delusional insanity in which owners of Apple products believe they have accessed some sort of techno heaven whilst the rest of the earth wander round in some sort of technological hell.
Typically brings on gloating, narcissistic behaviour, fatuousness and the sincere belief that owning a mac or other iproduct gives them a clearer complexion, more sex appeal and the right to bore everyone to tears with how wonderful Steve Jobs' latest gadget is.
Typically brings on gloating, narcissistic behaviour, fatuousness and the sincere belief that owning a mac or other iproduct gives them a clearer complexion, more sex appeal and the right to bore everyone to tears with how wonderful Steve Jobs' latest gadget is.
Nathan (for it is he): Omg you are so the looz, buying a Windows pc, ha ha, Windows 7 is just copying the mac os and sooooo inferior. Ha ha, let's all go back to vcrs and betamax, shall we, ha ha (begins to drool and cackle)
Dudess: Oh no! I can't stand anymore of this macness (kicks Nathan in balls)
Dude: Cool, sis, I was taping that for the web, shame Nathan won't be able to see it tho', coz his ishit don't run flash (guffaws into sunset)
Dudess: Oh no! I can't stand anymore of this macness (kicks Nathan in balls)
Dude: Cool, sis, I was taping that for the web, shame Nathan won't be able to see it tho', coz his ishit don't run flash (guffaws into sunset)
by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010
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The traffic is an absolute Marnus this morning.
Your being a Marnus mate, pull your head in.
The traffic is an absolute Marnus this morning.
Your being a Marnus mate, pull your head in.
by JOB4 December 18, 2021
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by 400biology March 4, 2014
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From "digerati", which is from "literati".
From "digerati", which is from "literati".
by AbnormalBoy July 31, 2004
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2. A very schmexy man.
2. A very schmexy man.
by Mr.Cody April 23, 2005
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