FWunk mail

Jokes, pics, chain mails, plastic bottle warnings, "girl-power" poems, etc that friends forward en masse. Often labeled "this is funny!" or "a must read" but seldom are either. The worst fwunk mails end with the instruction to forward it to your friends and the person who sent it.

If my parents send me one more Obama fwunk mail I'm forcing them out of retirement.

by MyBears34 April 5, 2009

I-Mail

"Idiot Mail" or the endless amount of ridiculous and inane email one receives from idiots all day long, especially at work or in a corporate context.

"I just got a bunch of I-mails from that idiot in marketing" or "why does corporate insist on I-mailing us this crap all day long?"

by hadabadday June 15, 2009

Ghost Mail

That's when u go to either FB or Myspace and it shows that u have a message but u look into ur mailbox and nothing's there.

I'm tired of myspace fooling me with their ghost mail. They need to fix da damn thing fa real!

by SouloCutz September 4, 2010

snail mail

Etymology: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert
(n) conventional mail in which a letter or package is physically delivered by a postal service, esp. when the object mailed could have been sent electronically via email/e-mail and arrived at the destination instantly

Paranoid about "hackers" spying on him, my boss insists on sending all correspondence via snail mail, which means I can't use my spam filter to ignore him.

by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

daily mail

The newspaper responsible for the deaths of children due to measles, mumps and rubella as a direct result of its campaign to undermine the government by scaremongering about the MMR vaccine. Now that their case has been disproved and other people's kids are dying, they refuse to apologise or accept any responsibility for their actions.

Simply scum.

"Hi, my name's Toby, I write for the Daily Mail. I am a lower form of life than a convicted paedophile"

by Paul Dacre January 1, 2009

booty-mail

A booty call in email format instead of over the phone.

Have you heard from the new guy?

Yeah, he booty-mailed me at 9:40 last night! Can you believe it?

by Pratipax June 25, 2008

crap mail

When you go out to the mailbox hoping for some interesting mail, but only end up with ads from local stores

I walked outside today hoping to get a letter from Grandma, but when I opened up the mailbox, there was only crap mail from the furniture store.

by ashash6 October 3, 2009