myles layman

Is a short man who steals your girlfriend at parties

"Dude, do you see your girlfriend with that guy? Hes a Myles Layman!"

by Level1000Pikachu February 7, 2014

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myles

someone who eats his boogers and can’t cum

boy 1: “hey have you seen myles?”

boy 2: “yeah i just sucked him off in the toilet, he didn’t come though!”

boy 1: “ oh potato salad man that’s too bad”
boy 2: “it’s okay, he eats his boogers anyway”

by barewillygirl August 10, 2022

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myles mack

A sexy boy with a unusually large forehead. Often found in your local corner shop smoking pollen and shaggin top birds

Myles mack is a hero

Ken, pure legend

by BigJunkie April 4, 2018

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Mylee

A person called Mylee is a crazy lunatic who falls in love crazily easily but never really gets anything.

That girl over there seems like a real Mylee

by LoveableBlackMan February 12, 2024

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Myles

Myles is obese and has an anime addiction and won’t shut up in school verryyyy cringe

*girls just chatting*
Myles: gyahahahah
Girls: ew Myles shut up your fat

by Rooftop33358 January 12, 2024

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myles murphy

A Myles Murphy is someone who is incredibly strong and sexy and has a very good future in front of him, and not to mention his MASSIVE dick he gots. He’s also a simp even in times he wishes he wasn’t. Myles Murphy also gets good grades and has A bright and successful future in front him

Today I acted like “Myles Murphy”

by Ron curtis murphy 3 August 27, 2020

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