mocha

a tasty hot drink that's a hybrid of chocolate and coffee

ultimate starbucks order: "hi can i have a humungus... yes, 'venti', how pretentious, mocha with peppermint essence please?"

by davetwocombs May 13, 2007

Mocha Dick

Noun: an albino male sperm whale known to inhabit the Pacific Ocean near Mocha Island in the early 19th century, credited with sinking several whaling ships which were in pursuit of members of his pod. Considered the inspiration for Herman Melville's novel "Moby-Dick, or The Whale", published in 1851.

As the harpoon boats approached, Mocha Dick played dead, evidently to lure them in closer, until he could counter-attack.

by speedog June 13, 2010

Colin Mochrie

A Scottish-Canadian comedian who appears in almost every animutation.

In one animutation, Colin Mochrie had an epic battle against Jesus H Christ, who later turned out to be Mike Brasy from the Brady Bunch.

by Fifi McFeef October 21, 2007

king mocha java

A very wealthy, well to do, black man.

A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.

Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.

Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.

Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java

by Mister Larry Johnson February 19, 2008

Mocha Facelift

When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.

I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.

Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.

by Anal_Animal August 3, 2009

mocha railway

multiple males having ass sex, all in a straight line

Guy 1: Dude, how was your trip to Sacramento?
Guy 2: It was good until i walked in on a mocha railway.

by DADDY69 December 4, 2009

Mochter

(n.) Scottish slang: Someone who is repulsive in both looks and dress sense. Expresses complete disgust in a person.

"Oh my holy f*ck, check the state of that mochter."

by ifjanat January 21, 2012