Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.
by The lowes blow May 12, 2024
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South Shore Montreal

The most crackheaded hood in Montreal. Even the feds be sniffing lines on that side of the city.
Yoo I wanna go to Montreal this summer you coming with me ?
Fosho but let's not go to South Shore Montreal. The feds will arrest you for not doing crack.
by chrisndj December 13, 2019
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of Montreal

Most underrated band ever, like the previous quotations. The frontman kevin barnes produced the music on his own after 2005. Based in Athens, Georgia. Usually found in queer playlists on Spotify.

Their best work is Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer? and Satanic Panic in The Attic.
of Montreal sucks, that guy he looks so gay dude
by peusoodonem March 10, 2024
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Montreal Steak Seasoning

A seasoning containing a variety of herbs and spices. Can be used on many different meats from beef to poultry. Usually used by people that are not good at cooking and commonly used on chicken and rice.
Man Zachary is using montreal steak seasoning again? He must on be a basic bitch.
by Chicken and rice boy January 02, 2022
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Montreal Fan

Someone who talks about drama that had happened and solved
“Bro, why did you call her a slut last week man” Bro it’s done it happened stop being such a Montreal Fan
by StreakJK November 27, 2020
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