gully monster

An almost invisible beast that hides in flood-ways usually in the Pilbara Region of Australia. Known to remove skin, clothing, and sometimes teeth from those who are usually intoxicated individuals looking for short-cuts home from parties or pubs.

"Fuck man - the Gully Monster really caned Mick...... broke his nose, wrist and bent his handlebars".

by Dance myth August 4, 2013

monserrath

beautiful, shexxxy and such a pretty flower!

monserrath is an awesome princess. she can always make u laugh and is quite simly the coolest girl on the planet.

also she can make nate tweet! hardly anyone has that power! mwah!

wooow ur such a monserrath (beautiful)

by snaildog123 November 8, 2009

monsterdonic

Word from southern ontario meaning larger than massive and just fucking huge

John has a monsterdonic penis!

Look at that guy he's monsterdonic!

by BigDaveJohnson December 23, 2017

macaroni monster

Descriptive term for any fat bastard who puts on a football uniform and calls himself an athlete. Most often, it's a linebacker who weighs over 300 pounds and has tree trunks for legs, an ass so large it deserves its own zip code, and a gut that hangs down so far that he can't see his junk. Without the uniform, he'd look like a beer-guzzling hot-dog noshing lardass fan. But, put a number on his back, some padding, and helmet and he gets paid millions of dollars to stand in middle of a football field and push other macaroni monsters.

Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton

"Dude! Didja see that. Holy crap! That macaroni monster just sacked the quarterback."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."

by _DrBigEars_ March 24, 2016

clothes monster

An affectionate nickname for the gigantic pile of clothes that some people cannot help but amass.

Shit, look at the slowly multiplying and straight-up terrifying clothes monster living in our bedroom!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2019

dog monster

a very unattractive individual or an instance in which what happens or will be happening is not fun.

Joey got a new haircut, and he looks like an absolute dog monster.

by HIYAkids46 November 8, 2020

shake the monster

To pee, take a leak. Implying that you have a large penis.

I'll be right back fellas, I've gotta go and shake the monster.

by hankthefourth March 8, 2021