manogram

Something women want to have done by a HOT Doctor.

When I went to have my ears checked out by a new Doctor, he walks in the room and I suddenly forget my ear problems and I told him I needed a Manogram. Could you help??????

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

Gloom Monger

Fear peddling sad sack hell bent on scaring the bejesus out of all insundry with grim warnings of near future events.

Often associated with naturally occuring disasters such as cyclones or eartch quakes. A Doom Monger can take many forms including a news reader or a politician as well as blogger or facebook acquaintance.

Gloom Monger There's a tropical low sitting a million miles away that might turn in to a cyclone and make its way the million miles to us and kill everyone.
You Shut it Gloom Monger.

by miniGMgoit February 20, 2011

monogamy

The custom or condition of having only one mate in an intimate relationship, of being dedicated to a single partner.

Monogamy is a traditional ideal in various societies, yet many people in these societies are not monogamous.

Cheating (being involved with someone else, with secrecy and deception) is a destructive way to be nonmonogamous. On the other hand, swinging and polyamory (types of responsible nonmonogamy based on the knowledge and consent of everyone involved) are viable choices for some people.

by Grinning Cat March 6, 2008

Dominic Monaghan

British actor, often reffered to as teh sex. Played Merry in The Lord of the Rings, but has many other projects up his sleeve. Looks particularly good in hats and/or scarves and/or eyeliner. The best thing that happened to females in a long, long time. Enjoys surfing and trees.

Sometimes associated with tea-ferrets.

Dominic Monaghan is so much hotter than Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai.

by zimraphel March 10, 2004

Sheep Mongerer

The art of selling a fellow pervert a sheep for sexual favours. Also known as "Pimping" a sheep. This art origonated in Scotland then branched out to other European countries.

<New Zealand Man> I know we got a lot of sheep, but *FUCK* man, don't look at us as a business oportunity you sick Dutch sheep mongerer!

by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003

cheese monger

A Cheese Monger is someone that sells cheese. This is not including Frumunda Cheese.

I got this crumbly blue from that cheese monger down the street.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

monged

Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.

I was monged out last night after that weed

by cup December 12, 2003