minecraftphobia

The fear of people obsessed with minecraft.

Jim: Hey Brad want to hang ou-
Brad.... what the fuck are you doing
Brad: Just pwning some noobs.
How about we build a cabin instead :D
Jim: AHHHH (Throws book at Brad's face)
Brad: What...?
*That day Jim killed 3 people*
Jim had minecraftphobia

by Watermelon76 October 13, 2013

minecraft movie

The movie that will surpass endgame and avatar within the first week of release.

Endgame: 2.6 Billion
Avatar: 2.7 Billion
Minecraft Movie: 10.8 Billion

by ILikeCake32 May 31, 2019

Minerals

Balls. In relation to courage... "He doesn't have the balls to tell his boss to fuck off."

Millennial:. "You wouldn't do that!"

Me: "What? You don't think I've got the minerals?"

by Wandering J November 11, 2020

Minecraft Suggestions

A subreddit/discord server where anyone can share and discuss about their ideas for Minecraft. Also loves puffer emojis apparently.

Person 1: Yo, I think they should add throwable bricks in Minecraft.

Person 2: That's a great idea! You should make a post about it in the Minecraft Suggestions subreddit.

by The Mysterious MCS Guy November 30, 2021

Extreme mineraling

The act of jumping off a cliff in order to, all while in mid air, get a taste of the delicious mineral which is exposed on the outer layer of rock. This is done by licking or breaking off a chunk and eating the mineral.

"Hey Larry, do you want to go extreme mineraling with me this Thursday?"

by SwagginBanana January 14, 2015

Minerals

Not rocks.

"Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!"

by NasaWeatherfrog November 28, 2013

minecraftcito

Minecraftcito (also known as Despacito 3) a work of art from the youtuber ReptileLegitgaming it tells the story of minecraft! not only that but also the universe is gives us a eye to the future ruled under communism ruled by Notch, a perfect world a world were Ninja isnt dead (R.I.P Ninja) a world of peace amen

Guy 1: Minecraftcito

Guy 2: This is so sad alexa read mein Kampf

by Ali a (But the real one) August 6, 2018