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Milwaukee Shower

A variation on the venerable Golden Shower, the Milwaukee Shower can only be performed after consuming several 40-oz bottles of Milwaukee's finest. Noted for its greenish-orange hue and sulfer/ass overtones, beers from this delightful city yield a vigorous urine stream of pure battery acid.
Wes: Hey honey, are you up for some watersports tonight? I can run down to the corner store for a six-pack of Beast.

Sharon: I might, but only if you buy an imported wheat beer. My skin is still recovering from last Friday's Milwaukee Shower!
by bkn December 1, 2009
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milwaukee brewers

A team that sucked for 25 years and had no fan support and when they finally got good there fans act liek they loved them
Milwaukee Brewers 2006 attendance for a game 5,000
Milwaukee Brewers 2007 attendance for a gam 25,000
by Andrew Mush April 18, 2008
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Milwaukee Sarcophagus

The act of painting, or the spreading of human feces over a sleeping person until they are either completely covered or wake up from the action.

Originates from Milwaukee
Man, we totally gave that homeless man sleeping under the bench at the bus stop a Milwaukee Sarcophagus.
by HappyManAdventures September 21, 2020
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South Milwaukee

It may not seem like the best but it certainly is far from the worst.South Milwaukee has a great community and education is always coming first.When people say South Milwaukee people are dirty well they actually don’t know who they are.Oak Creek always says there better then South Milwaukee Bc they beat them a couple times but let’s be honest oak creek people be doing drugs even when at school.So Oak creek can hop off South Milwaukee when really all the druggies be at there schools.
South Milwaukee is a great school:)
by Clickline101 July 25, 2018
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south milwaukee

A dirty smelly city which there is a high school where kids give out std's and AIDS. and not to mention, has losing records in every sport, every season.
Oh my god that kid smells, he must be form South Milwaukee
by St.Francis BOI January 20, 2010
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Milwaukee Milkshake

The act of breastfeeding your child or partner while taking a shit on the toilet.
Baby Jean had not eaten in hours, so while mommy Jean was shitting , she popped a tit in baby’s mouth and gave her a fresh frothy Milwaukee milkshake.
by alli_v13 August 17, 2019
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Milwaukee Unit

1. 200 pounds of girl

2. A Wisconsin female
Mike: Dude, That girl you were all over last night was at least a Milwaukee unit.

RC: Aww no way man she was fly

Mike: Maybe if we were hoggin'

Amir: I'd hit it
by Runner Mike October 28, 2008
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