MILF

Masturbating Indoors Limits Freedom.

Man don't be a MILF masturbate on your cattle outside!

by Johnny_Cake December 16, 2010

MILF

A motorcyclist (male or female) that you would definitely like to fuck

M.I.L.F - Motorcyclist I’d like (to) Fuck

Did you know that Gal Gadot rides motorcycles? She’s definitely a MILF.

by 7inchthrottle October 25, 2023

MILF

Meeting in lobby flying

Hey, wanna MILF?
Sure, I love being a hippie bird!

by lol_nice_xd January 18, 2022

MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.

Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.

by Smallgoodfellas October 23, 2013

MILF

Mother in law fucker. A man who fucks his wife's mom.

In drunken stupidity, Corey fucked his mother in law. He'll forever be know as a MILF.

by Process idiot November 22, 2022

MILF

um… sweetie, why? uh anyways a milf is… uh…a hot mom ig-

“Bakugo’s mom is a milf”

by bakibakiniore__ June 20, 2021

MILF

This word stands for Mega Incredible Lovely Female

Son: Mom is such a MILF
Friend: NO MY MOM IS THE BIGGEST MILF EVER

by Mia Khalifa and the BBC October 20, 2020