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scrooge-meister

Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.
"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"

"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"
by Rich November 30, 2004
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Jiggle Meister

One who is a master of making his/her own buttocks jiggle.
Q: Who is more of a Jiggle Meister? Abraham Lincoln? Or George Washington?

A: Neither, it’s definitely Natalie Portman.
by BennyWy June 20, 2025
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bluoy-meister

A master at being bluoy.
My bluoy-meister is so good at rubbing my feet.
by poopious February 13, 2025
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The stubb-meister-general

He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.
Oh my god, it’s the stubb-Meister-general!!! Hide your wives!!!!
by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024
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Finkle Meister

The finkle meister is the title given to someone in the game of finkleton that is the most recent one to finkle someone. Giving away the finkleton curse results in the previous finkleton being in an immunity state called the finkle meister and is commonly thought of as the safest position to be in the game.
I finkled that homeless man so hard last night, now I’m the finkle meister.
by Son of Shad April 16, 2025
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Sus Meister General

Someone who acts particularly Sus at all times and behaves in a suspicious manner. This person is the most Sus person of all time.
Did you see how Ike was masturbating infront of a school? That’s so Sus he must be the Sus meister general
by Poop farter January 12, 2023
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Diddy meister

The meister of all the diddlers
by The diddy meister May 29, 2024
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