Barton-meister

A person who jerks off in their pocket to their crush in class. Hoping that she sees him.

The Barton-Meister beside me is nutting everywhere, it’s really pissing me off.

by The Big boy Bundridge March 4, 2026

bluoy-meister

A master at being bluoy.

My bluoy-meister is so good at rubbing my feet.

by poopious February 13, 2025

Finkle Meister

The finkle meister is the title given to someone in the game of finkleton that is the most recent one to finkle someone. Giving away the finkleton curse results in the previous finkleton being in an immunity state called the finkle meister and is commonly thought of as the safest position to be in the game.

I finkled that homeless man so hard last night, now I’m the finkle meister.

by Son of Shad April 16, 2025

Jiggle Meister

One who is a master of making his/her own buttocks jiggle.

Q: Who is more of a Jiggle Meister? Abraham Lincoln? Or George Washington?

A: Neither, it’s definitely Natalie Portman.

by BennyWy June 20, 2025

der douche meister

The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.

Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.

by speedshift September 16, 2014

kurt andrew meister

the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!

daughter 1: i really one this and this

kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️

by ur mom😝 January 28, 2021

The Luda Meister

You know Ludacris, he one of Atlanta’s most popular rappers, was in the song Yeah! By usher and played Tej in Fast and Furious… Yah that’s him.

The Luda meister got ‘me feeling so randy 😩

by Donnie777 May 7, 2022