Measuring Stick

A stick that measures. Generally used by teachers who are poor and cannot afford another means of pointing at retarded lesson plans that no one is paying attention to.

Why is that teacher stroking that measuring stick?

by ceige April 5, 2006

measurerologist

One that studies the nature of being measured, and who measures stuff

Man, that kids a great measurerologist!

by The jacked one February 22, 2010

Justice Measurement

A varying unit of measurement relative to the Length and Diameter of the Professor's Penis.

He's got a Justice meat horse; Justice Measurement.

by Professor_Holmes November 15, 2021

The Standardized Dick Measurement

The Standardized Dick Measurement.

The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.

First Have the guy clinch a Fist.

Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.

Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.

Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.

by DrFuck February 12, 2021

measurable lot

something greater than or less than -a quantity having more or less than a zero capacity

that lauren certainly has got a measurable lot!!

hey bill, whats' hap nun? -not a measurable lot!!

by michael foolsley February 1, 2010

mensure

Most beautiful Girls in the World. Everybody likes them and they are perfect in person. They have many friends and a the Citys boyfriends ever! They are Hard to get
SO COME ON BOYS

Mensure is perfect

by alicewonder21 January 4, 2017

measurebation

To derive pleasure from obtaining or analyzing measurements

Joe: I think it needs to go three millimeters your way...
Frank: Stop that measurebation, just set it down!

by oggfile June 11, 2008