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Gay (measurement)

1inch 2.54cm
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Laurenial measurement system

Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.
-Lauris said he will eat and come here.

-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.
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measure off

2 teenage boys measuring there dicks off to se whose got the bigger dick
Oi me and James had a measure off last night and he has a small dick compared to me
by Dingledingletingle October 10, 2020
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w.a measurement

A measurement Western Australian shark fisherman use to measure there sharks.
Eg. 1m would equal 2m in a w.a measurement.
Jamie “hey guys, did you see my 4.3m tiger?”

Callum “yeah, but that’s w.a measurement so it doesn’t really count”
by Thesharkgod November 30, 2021
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Rape measure

When you go to get your measurements at a tailor's and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your cock when they/'re measureing your inside leg, or feel your breasts when measuring your bra size
Oh let me just get my tape measure, said the taylor

you mean rape measure you seedy bastard
by charliecharlie May 17, 2013
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Measurate

To move (forward), or to speak, in a measured, stately manner.
Aware that some of the audience were still learning English, Tom measurated when delivering the speech, enunciating his words clearly and not rushing through it.
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measure

Measure your weight or height
Ex: Big ass, Big booty, huge penis,...
Let's measure this penis!
Measure your own dick you pervert!
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