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McJizzle

(N) The act of masturbating with one hand while eating a McGriddle with the other.
"Imma go McJizzle."
"Give me a minute for a McJizzle before we leave."
"I can't right now, I'm doing a McJizzle.
by Thee Dirts McGee June 14, 2017
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mcjackson burger

a burger made by mcdonalds in honor of michael jackson. its a 50 year old meat in a 8 year old bun
i went to the mcdonalds to cop a juicy mcjackson burger
by allahuakbar69696969 July 1, 2021
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McJoona

Ahjoona mcjoona, aka arbooba, aka boobjinasex, aka mcsexasex, aka sexsexasex, aka mc, is a type III threat to intergalactic stability. Current location unknown, but some scholars speculate it’s been hiding on Earth since bombing the Milky-Way Central Command (MCC). Will be provoked at the slightest hints of aggression—do not, under any circumstances, exclaim “Hello, Mc!” in its vicinity. Offspring: Arjanal, Arjinal, Arjoral. Parents: T. Rex, Asteroid.
“Well, hellooooooo Mc!”
- Batharthiccc, Captain of Fleet VI’s last words, uttered to McJoona
by McBüb July 15, 2021
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McJizzle

Term for a joint rolled using the paper a McDonald’s hamburger is wrapped in.
I ran out of papers, guess we’ll have to roll up a McJizzle.
by Mr. Meatloaf September 30, 2021
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McJannet

A super cool last name to have, the best name to go with it is oscar. They are very funny and super sexy, I would do him. (not made by oscar mcjannet)
i'm going to do Mr McJannet tonight
by Big Daddy 123456789 ;) May 9, 2023
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Lobby McJobby

1. A blowjob performed in an empty lobby
2. The dynamite that blows you up in Smash Karts
Bill: Man, I just got a lobby mcjobby!
Tommy: Yeah, it sucks!
by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 19, 2021
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Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street, Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat, In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep, Beefing with anybody competing, even police, Four deep in a green rag with gold feet, Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG, Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights, Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight, You got stats, respect, weapon skill, Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal, You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps, Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs, Watch your back when you in rival hoods, They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) Ducking shells at the Cluckin' Bell, Jump out busting, gunning 'til they tuck their tail, It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions) Twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me, Cop cars been on our ass the last past week, 'Cause the 'Dreas for the gangsters, homeboy, Hands is the language for the 'bangers, homeboy, And it's dangerous, homeboy, Get your brains blow for how you do your fingers, homeboy, Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, Dump them out, bend the block, shake before the cops come, Listen for sirens, they don't got none, Back another lap, catch a straggler with a shotgun, Hittin' them up what that Grove Street like, In a dirty sling shot and old Levi's
Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street, Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat, In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep, Beefing with anybody competing, even police, Four deep in a green rag with gold feet, Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG, Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights, Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight, You got stats, respect, weapon skill, Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal, You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps, Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs, Watch your back when you in rival hoods, They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) Ducking shells at the Cluckin' Bell, Jump out busting, gunning 'til they tuck their tail, It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions) Twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me, Cop cars been on our ass the last past week, 'Cause the 'Dreas for the gangsters, homeboy, Hands is the language for the 'bangers, homeboy, And it's dangerous, homeboy, Get your brains blow for how you do your fingers, homeboy, Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, Dump them out, bend the block, shake before the cops come, Listen for sirens, they don't got none, Back another lap, catch a straggler with a shotgun, Hittin' them up what that Grove Street like, In a dirty sling shot and old Levi's
by buttfart33 October 19, 2023
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