massive bjs

when all your buds get a blow job simultaneously

My homies and I got massive bjs at that party.

by blumpkin mastair February 13, 2010

Massivecraft

MassiveCraft is a Minecraft Factions-Roleplay server with a heavy emphasis on medieval elements. Most of its popularity stems from its "massive" population of writers and players alike under one banner. MassiveCraft is also a source of entertainment/experience that most aspiring technicians and managers are afraid to tell people about in real-life.

Person 1: "Hey, you go on MassiveCraft too?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I have a huge faction and a popular character too!"
Person 3: "I have absolutely no clue what that is."
Person 1+2: "It's nothing."

by TheMineMuncher August 4, 2018

Massive NRG

The possession of vitality and great force, usually reserved for sex and high-fives.

Guy: dude, I just gave Terry some of my massive NRG and she was pantin on da floor
Friend: dude that was so wicked, now give me some of dat massive NRG!

by nate hawthorn June 29, 2009

Massive dent

basically when something or someone is letting you down big time.

Chris: "Are you coming with us today danny?"

Danny: "Nope sorry guys, i'm with my girl."

Chris: "Oh MASSIVE DENT."

by Unknownn1 November 6, 2009

massivle

Of particularly exceptional quality or value; awesome.

"The Jack of Hearts. blatently a massivle player and sleeping with the Queen behind the Kings back! good man!" - Thomas Bunch (2010)

by Diamonds & Crowns February 7, 2012

massive dog

to drink

I like massive dog coke

by fucking ngiger September 20, 2018

massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

by thelævfam December 27, 2018