David Male Man of all men. Never fails friends but impales fakes.
Only true David Male's have Ginga hair, they roam this earth in a way they dont care.
Spreads love, happiness, fear and resentment he doesnt care it depends how you treat him thats whats fair.
Two sides of the same coin with a different picture on each side.
Only true David Male's have Ginga hair, they roam this earth in a way they dont care.
Spreads love, happiness, fear and resentment he doesnt care it depends how you treat him thats whats fair.
Two sides of the same coin with a different picture on each side.
by v rhjnm March 19, 2018
A person who says they are a Sigma male but in reality are the complete opposite. Like not showering, caring too much about another person's sexuality, making pro Nazi edits on YouTube shorts and being an annoying ass contrarian
by Fishy Mann September 25, 2023
Being born with an organ that controls our lives from the age of 13 onwards. From this time the male is cursed forever with erections, wetdreams, urges for orgasms, and getting caught masturbating.
Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.
A huge gift and curse for men.
Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.
A huge gift and curse for men.
13 year old boy: Hey I wonder what this "jerking off" I've heard aboout feels like...
2 minutes later
OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.
2 years later
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
GRRROOOAAANNNN
2 years later
Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.
Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!
20 years later
I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!
20 years later
Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.
2 minutes later
OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.
2 years later
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
GRRROOOAAANNNN
2 years later
Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.
Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!
20 years later
I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!
20 years later
Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.
by Callum6969 May 15, 2009
Morgan is a nice guy, he is funny and strong and has a huge cock. He can be a dick to people but it doesn’t matter because of his huge schlong and he fucks girls on the daily and also likes fucking people’s mothers. He is the Chad of the world and is soo good in bed and nobody can beat him. Big cock hero will also beat you up if u annoy him.
by MorganIsSexy December 07, 2020
A member of the female gender who defends and protects problematic men and blames women for men's wrongdoings. Examples are women who blame girls for wearing short skirts for being sexually assaulted, who attack teenage girls sleeping with adult men instead of the creepy adult men, who say that the woman deserved to be beaten etc. Normally have low self esteem and live for male validation and opinions. Also known as "pick-mes".
Male identified woman: "That stupid little slut was asking to be assaulted wearing that outfit showing her cleavage"
by Rayraydust January 09, 2019
by bartonspacklecrisp July 06, 2021