Junk Mail

See: Brett Favre

Hey Brett, no one really wants to see Junk Mail photos of your JUNK, okay idiot?

by bukowsky October 19, 2010

Maico

A sweet, sometime caring person who acts like a jackass but deep down cares. Makes the most jokes around his friends but is the main person that’s hurting. Can talk to girls but can’t talk to that one girl that he likes. Will have his eye on one girl for a very long time, takes sports seriously, and hates school, fun to be around when you get around him.

Maico can be annoying at times but you have to love him.
Omg Maico is so bipolar!

by Devora May 31, 2019

daily mail

A horrid little window into an awesome universe of pure blockheaded spite. Spiralling galaxies of ignorance roll majestically against a backdrop of what looks like dark prejudice, dotted hither and thither with winking stars of snide innuendo.

Run out of toilet paper? Just use this copy of the Daily Mail.

by StrawberryUtopia October 18, 2009

FWunk mail

Jokes, pics, chain mails, plastic bottle warnings, "girl-power" poems, etc that friends forward en masse. Often labeled "this is funny!" or "a must read" but seldom are either. The worst fwunk mails end with the instruction to forward it to your friends and the person who sent it.

If my parents send me one more Obama fwunk mail I'm forcing them out of retirement.

by MyBears34 April 5, 2009

I-Mail

"Idiot Mail" or the endless amount of ridiculous and inane email one receives from idiots all day long, especially at work or in a corporate context.

"I just got a bunch of I-mails from that idiot in marketing" or "why does corporate insist on I-mailing us this crap all day long?"

by hadabadday June 15, 2009

Ghost Mail

That's when u go to either FB or Myspace and it shows that u have a message but u look into ur mailbox and nothing's there.

I'm tired of myspace fooling me with their ghost mail. They need to fix da damn thing fa real!

by SouloCutz September 4, 2010

snail mail

Etymology: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert
(n) conventional mail in which a letter or package is physically delivered by a postal service, esp. when the object mailed could have been sent electronically via email/e-mail and arrived at the destination instantly

Paranoid about "hackers" spying on him, my boss insists on sending all correspondence via snail mail, which means I can't use my spam filter to ignore him.

by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004