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Lets be friends so we can make out (insert lip biting emoji)
It's always "hi" but never "l.b.f.s.w.c.m"
by Ravennnnnn April 28, 2021
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The M.A.C. System

The M.A.C. System refers to a remarkably simple system that every male puts into effect at one time or another. The M.A.C. stands for:

M-Move in
A-After
C-Completion

In short, once one of your friends is done or broken up with a girl, you silently move in to support the girl in her time of dire need. Crushed and heartbroken, the girl will talk incessantly, but will eventually open up sexually. It can be noted that this system requires almost minimal effort and simply nodding and listening works, combined with a few hugs.

The M.A.C. System was made popular by Mac, a fictional character from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. His system is highly underrated and deserves as much attention as the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.
Example #1

Dennis: "What is this swooping in business?"

Mac: "Oh that's my system,The MAC: Move in After Completion. I wait til you're done with them and then I swoop in, give them a shoulder to cry on, then we hump."

Dennis: "You've been humping these girls after I'm done with them?"

Mac: "Oh yeah dude! I'm swimming in your wake."

Example #2

Robert: "Hey, Charlie, you get laid this weekend?"

Charlie: "Yeah, Mike broke up with Holly on Thursday so I used The M.A.C. System on her and we made sweet, passionate love."

Robert: "No kidding? Bump it."
by Brocker V December 7, 2009
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C M S M P M H

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.
I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"
by fiftypour August 20, 2010
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C'm Here boi

C'm here boi is another way to tell a little boy that you are trying to rape to come suck your penis.
Hey you, C'm here boi!
by Bbobbob May 30, 2018
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C.M.N

An acronym for the popular gaming phrase "cry more n00b". This encouragement is often provided to unseasoned gamers, or anyone who is excessively complaining about a video game related topic: especially game mechanics. It is typically intended to convey a complete lack of sympathy.
n00b: ZOMG! That guy is a roll hacking ninja!
Veteran: C.M.N.
by Tehbrownie May 24, 2006
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H.C.M.W

a rap group from hunlock creek P.A. that reps the whikid shit and everything its about and they also (like the psychopathic rydas) steal the beats of many pop. rap artists (such as kanye west, lil shit stanye ect....)
sounds like tha boonz in your ears
H.C.M.W
by Double EE February 19, 2009
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C.M.F.M. shoes

C.M.F.M. stands for Catch Me Fuck Me! shoes that scream "F___K me!"
Any heel higher than 3 inches. Usually spike or stiletto.
I am going out tonight in my C.M.F.M. shoes!
by TLuvly December 30, 2008
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