Crisp Lottery

Offering up a pack of crisps to a friend but he may only take one crisp without looking. What will they take? A piss poor crisp or a gigantic beast! Come and play the Crisp Lottery.

Whilst eating some crisps

Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"

You - "O go on then"

Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"

You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"

by benny_ March 18, 2011

Roofie Lottery

The act of consuming drinks found lying around a party and/or bar in hopes of finding on that has been drugged.

We thought she was just wasted but it turns out she was playing the roofie lottery...and she was wasted.

by PrincessofPuke November 1, 2011

Low Lottery

When a person of little means, manages to create a situation where they are injured and in turn sues for large amounts of money.

A boy who was stealing copper wire from a building was electrocuted. The family sued the building owners and won. Lucky for them they didn't spend much on his education or upbringing, I guess they always knew he'd win the low lottery for them.

by doofus2 September 16, 2013

looks lottery

Any male or female that was lucky enough to grow up good looking.

Shiela can get any man she wants, she hit the looks lottery.

by MKUFAMS1099 February 9, 2018

Lottering

When you and a peer arrive at a work or school parking lot at about the same time and you pretend not to see them and stay in your car listening to the radio or doing some other fake busy work for no other reason than you don't want to walk in with them and have to chat awkwardly during the journey.

Sorry I'm late. I pulled in at the same time as that dumbass in shipping, so I had to do some lottering for awhile until he was inside.

by Wuzee October 20, 2009

Word Lottery

When a person (usually a woman and common with receptionists) won't shut the fuck up and have to speak just for the sake of speaking. The fact that they have nothing productive to say will not stop them. They have to talk like they just won the lottery - the word lottery that is. They will babble to themselves, make inaudible sounds, start stupid conversations that make no sense, ask questions that have no answers, use fake English accents etc... They spend words like they won't be on the planet tomorrow. You fantasize of killing yourself (or them) just to get some peace.

She just keeps on babbling like a complete moron. Did she just win the word lottery? Does she have to spend every fucking word she owns today? Will she just shut up and save something for another day?

by S. S. D. June 9, 2009

lattenomics

Starbucks latte coffee prices (read: expensive), used as a method to compare local currencies' buying value against the price of a regular cup of latte coffee with that of the US dollar as a 'pegging' level.

In Third World countries like Jordan, you'll be more than surprised to learn that the 'lattenomics' of the JOD (Jordanian Dinar=$0.71) is already taking action with just one franchise outlet opened by Starbucks three years ago! Too much monkey business for us regular Jordanians I tell you!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007