Loon love

1. When you love a crazy person even though it may be dangerous at times.

2. To be overly obsessed with loons (the birds) to the point of wearing loon sweaters and neck ties.

Example 1

Person 1
"I know he's crazy but I love him anyways!"
Person 2
"But he might kill you!"
Person 1

"YOU DON'T KNOW HIM LIKE I DO!!"

Example 2
Person 1
"OH HEY! Did you see her awesome loon sweater?"
Person 2
"oh yeah! I love how it matches his tie!"
Both together

"That's true Loon love! "

by B14zin0421 April 1, 2021

Sze loon

A person who likes to screw over other people for his own twisted pleasure and would even sell out his benefactor for 30 silvers. He is the human embodiment of Sinkiephus, Lord of Pwning and sleeping well at night.

"Damn, I got pwned hard today."
"Must be a sze loon."
"How did you know?"
"He is sleeping well tonight."

by Isleepwelltonight October 1, 2024

Looning

taking a mans foreskin and stretching it over the tip of your own penis. you can choose to piss in it, stretching it out like a balloon.

my and my nigga loquacious were looning in the bathroom

by stinkybean May 7, 2025

Looning

Sticking your fingers in a girl’s mouth while you have sex her. Similar to gooning

I’m gonna loon that girl tonight she’s so hot

What’s looning bro!

I’m gonna slip my fingers in her mouth while I’m hitting!!

by Big maloo February 14, 2024

Unhand me you greybeard loon!

Unhand me you greybeard loon!

"Unhand me you greybeard loon!"you said after an old crazy person grabbed you.bA very kind way to tell an old crazy person to let go of you.

by Greybeard Loon August 4, 2022

Loon

A boy or a lad on a farm. An Aberdeenshire, Scotland, term.

John was the orra loon (i.e. John was the other/extra working lad

by Coulpert August 7, 2022

looning

taking a full balloon (preferably oxygen, but helium works too), and putting it over the dick hole. then, after it's secure you monkey fist the balloon hard to push the air inside.

Aaron: Yo I just finished looning.
Chad: Erm, that's actually not-
Aaron: Chad more like chud

by ijuswokeupwitaboner December 2, 2025