swamp loggers

a painfull dump that feels like you're crapping out logs

Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers

by hanglestein July 11, 2010

Loggerhead

To curl out a turd (or a 'log' as it's sometimes known) on an unsuspecting victim's head. The loggerhead is best achieved when said victim is asleep.

''While sandra was asleep, her boyfriend Joe, did gone and gave her a big ol' loggerhead.''

''What's a loggerhead?''

''I'm glad you asked. It's basically shitting on someones forehead''

''Well this has been educational. Thanks!''

''You're extremely welcome, Betty.''

or...

''God, Sandra is such a cunt sometimes!''

''I agree, Joe. Shall we give her a loggerhead as punishment?''

''Yes. Then we should steal from her.''

by dontuseyourrealnamejeff February 12, 2013

loge

just one more of those jonas brothers "twatter" typos :) made by nick jonas <3

"...Loge you all" - Nick Jonas
"Loge you too Nick" - every Jonas fan on twitter ;D

by wooahjonas September 8, 2010

swamp logger

the act of tucking one's penis between their sweaty ass checks then smacking a bitch in the face with it

Dude, it was such a hott night and she was such a whore...I couldn't help but giver her a swamp logger!

by vengence74 May 22, 2010

Logger Blogger

A fucktard. Combination of the word Logger and blogger. It is a word that has no comeback if the victim does not know the meaning.

Shut up you stupid logger blogger!

by StNaAnKn July 29, 2004

Logger Turd

When you have a very extreme bowl movement consisting of (one) extra large deposit of waste that always results in a water flow obstruction within the toilet. This will without question require a tool to dislodge the stoppage. By no means consult a plummer for the proper flow will resume when extraction is completed. extra soaking time may help loosen material and expedite full water flow

Zak you just laid a "logger turd" the size of a rolling pin. Go get the plunger quickly before it sets up like portland cement. Moron ass hole!

by Zeektoad February 13, 2010

Loogee

n 1. A small (or small-ish), non-destructive* piece of art made to be left or given anonymously by one person to the next.

A loogee can be anything from a drawing of a hotdog talking to a salad, to a sketch of a tugboat puffing his cigarette to a drawing of Frankenstein in a bathrobe.

by Loogee March 4, 2011