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idiot light

An indicator light or illuminated signal, usually colored red, yellow, or orange, on a vehicle dashboard intended to convey a condition of which the driver should be aware. Most frequently, it indicates a system malfunction or a potentially dangerous condition (e.g., low oil pressure, high coolant temperature). It may be a word or words ("Charge"; "Check Engine") or a symbol which may or may not be readily identifiable.

The derisive term comes from the fact that such lights typically take the place of a gauge, meter or other indicator that can provide more substantive and detailed information. The binary (on/off) nature of the light is considered inferior to an indicator which provides data on the condition, but which requires some interpretive thought by the operator.)
"Get the manual out of the glove box so I can look-up what that idiot light that just came on means."
by Wordsquire April 26, 2014
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check engine light

The ultimate cock-block when you A. Need to get your car inspected or B. Need to sell your car. Generally, it means a sensor is tripped that indicates a faulty part, but it usually doesn't affect the overall operation of the car.
Potential Buyer: "So how much do you want for this car?"

You: "I'll take $5000 for it."

Former Potential Buyer: "Wait... the Check Engine Light is on, never mind."

You: "fuck..."
by iraqvet2009 August 30, 2010
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Light Switch

A man/woman who is easily turned on or aroused.
The girl saw me naked and was turned on faster than a light switch.
by Serah-xmhmm March 6, 2008
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Light Yagami

The main character in the anime/manga series Death Note. Killed criminals with his Death Note, and is called Kira, which is the engrish way Japanese people say killer. Has a god complex and eats potato chips in an epic manner. Was once handcuffed to his arch rival, L, for a prolonged period of time. Some fangirls believe buttsecks ensued. Eventually got owned by the shinigami Ryuk, because he no longer supplied adequate lulz for the bored god of death.
Light Yagami is gay, because Yagami spelled backwards is Imagay, or I'm a gay, thus proving homosexuality to be genetic.
by Goddess_Freya May 5, 2008
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Light Work

Easy,Simple; Without breaking a sweat.
1. Jayson: Yo you gonna go bag that shorty over there?
Jeff: Man that's Light Work
2. Yo that test we had today on physics was Light Work.
3. Jeff: Yo can you make a shot from halfcourt?
Jayson: Bro that's light work *swish*
by Kingkrunkda3rd April 6, 2008
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Dom light

Approximately 2/3 parts Coors Light and 1/3 part Dom Perignon. Mixed and drank at overly classy establishments by those with enough money to ignore/reject the added value of rarity and exclusivity.
We were in Tau pouring Dom lights down each other's pants and over some chicks we'd just met.
by Isaac c/o Kyle January 11, 2008
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Red Light Disco

Common in Victoria, Australia,

When you are stopped at a red traffic light to pump your music full blast and everyone gets out of the car and dances on the road until the light turns green at which point you all get back in the car and drive off
Person 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Person 2: It's a red light disco, You see this all the time at the lights out the front of Fountain Gate
by 42_whatitdo August 7, 2010
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