lightbulb seducer

the sexual intercorse with a electrical device (lightbulb)

you are a frigen lightbulb seducer, mr.bond.

by yttegmasdnakcebmawlyrehc April 17, 2009

vagina lightbulb

the act of sucking in your vagina as if trying to hold a lightbulb.

Your form while preparing to swing is executed better if you vagina lightbulb.

by Teefirst June 3, 2016

Lightbulb-a-phobic

Someone who has a phobia of lightbulbs.

*Someone walks into room. Lightbulb flashes on and off.*

"Oh my holy God! A-a-a... LIGHTBULB!"

*Screams and runs out of room, to the nearest Doctor*

Doctor: I am sorry to say that you have a severe case of lightbulb-a-phobia. You are Lightbulb-a-phobic positive.

by TickleyBears September 24, 2009

Amish Lightbulb

Having sex using the ear canal as the orifice. The term is derived from the fact that Amish people use candles for light. Candles are made from wax, and wax can naturally be found in the ear.

I gave my boyfriend an Amish Lightbulb last night. My hearing is suffering.

by PensylvanniaDutchConvert May 13, 2014

Lightbulb

something you eat or shove up your ass. i do both.

person 1: hey can you pass me the lightbulb?
person 2: sure, what for.
person 1: i’m gonna shove it up my ass then eat it.
person 2: that’s cool man, care if i join you?
person 1: sure why not. grab you light bulb and let’s get started.

by nessasshart August 30, 2020

Lightbulb

A lightbulb is a person who tries to dye their hair blonde, but turns out to be yellow.

Josh Kerr, whom of which is one of those people. *sad*

by Leia November 14, 2004

lightbulbing it

The act of being in a relationship that you know you shouldn't be in any more where you keep breaking up and getting back together. Usually caused by genuine affection or friendship combined with fantastic sex. An on again/off again romance.

Sara: "What are you doing Friday?"
Rachel: "Justin."
Sara: "You're STILL dating him?"
Rachel: "Yeah, well, no, not really, I don't know, kind of. We've been lightbulbing it for about a year now. Haven't found anyone better and, damn, I love that cock."

by hotgrrl July 15, 2008