Lehnerer

AKA Shrek, Mr Lehnerer is a tall, chubby, middle aged man who is balding and suffers from shrektile dysfunction. As the assistant princiapal of a large highschool he doesn’t get much time to himself but when he does he enjoys it in his swamp behind the school eating onions and doing other ogre stuff.

I just got back from talking to Lehnerer after I stole his private stash of onion.

As I was walking home from school I saw Mr Lehnerer pop his crystal ball head out of the bushes and yell “WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MY SWAMP”?

by Big Daddy Trump August 4, 2018

Predatory Lender

Best Buy aka USBC: A company that uses deceptive practices and abusive rates, fees and other mechanisms to maximize the amount they can get from an unwary or desperate customer. Usually corporations, they may include credit card companies, banks, payday loan companies. Such credit cards use any legal excuse or loophole to raise it rates (often above 33%) without notifying the customer regardless of whether of not the customer has been a model customer. See pond scum.

Credo Credit Card and USBC are predatory lenders.

by mysockpuppet March 13, 2009

Funky Leaner

late model Cadillac or Lincoln or even crown Vic, driven with the driver leaning towards the middle of the car with loud funky music playing (i.e earth wind and fire)

not unlike the gangster lean

The cops pulled over that funky leaner on 8 mile

by phleagus July 20, 2009

Lunner

Lunch + Dinner

Andrew: Hey! Done with dinner?
Lucy: Yea...umm more like lunner.

by FDCM January 9, 2015

A Lonners

'Doing a Lonners' is where you fall on your ass and everyone laughs at you :) Yaaay!

(Btw, this is unoffensive to the girl in question, she knows it's true :))

*girl falls over*
*everyone laughs*
small kid in the front: you just did a lonners!

by Riot Steph October 18, 2008

lennart

when a girl's boobs seem to be cross-eyed. always in combination with a bad and selfish temper. very strange-looking and hopefully very rare.

when he finally took her bra off it was clear she had a huge lennart. "i was wondering why she was acting so negative and bitchy tonight, but this answers a lot of questions.", he thought.

by schande July 30, 2008

west linner

Someone from a yuppie-filled city outside of portland, or called West Linn.

typical west linner:
-drives a hummer, bmw, vovlo, escalade or any car that uses the most gas possible with a "bush '04" sticker on the rear windshield.
-wears: abercrombie, tommy hilfiger, ralph lauren, or at it's worst, ll bean.
-has no sense of style at all.
-is rich, christian, white, and somehow thinks they are better because of this.
-is obsessed with stupid, catchy, repetative rap or hip hop songs on Z100 or stations of the like.
-acts gangsta but cringes at the sight of black people
-hangs out in the safeway parking lot for fun
-insist on posting pictures of themselves wearing aviators while making a stupid peace sign on myspace
-may own over 15 juicy sweatshirts and at least one ipod

the police pull over anyone who doesn't fit this stereotype and consistently seize kid's backpacks while they are hanging out at candy basket or starbucks and skating by the fountain

"OMG , gross, your new juicy purse totally makes you look like a west linner!"

"why does he pretend to be so gangsta?"
"he's a west linner."
"oh, I see."

by brookiecookie February 6, 2008