by orgabulator November 15, 2005

by Teet sr October 15, 2009

(n.) Slang term used by children, parents and pediatricians, that refers to the urethra of the male penis or the female vagina.
The term 'lemonade launcher' is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like pisshole, pussy juice, dick, cock, cunt, twat, etc. Most parents would prefer that their children not use such 'nasty nouns.'
The term 'lemonade launcher' is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like pisshole, pussy juice, dick, cock, cunt, twat, etc. Most parents would prefer that their children not use such 'nasty nouns.'
Natalie, you must remember to wash and clean your lemonade launcher before you get out of the bathtub.
by Rob Porter March 12, 2009

A new-age drink made of pure win, basically urine and period blood over ice served with one of those toothpick umbrella's and a lemon wedge.
The bitch was on her rag, so, I figured I'd make her drink a freckled lemonade in return for the bloody dick.
by djGreenBuds October 9, 2010

Hey Johnson would you like some lemonade?
Where is it from?
Freshly squeezed out of the priest's lemonade dick!
Where is it from?
Freshly squeezed out of the priest's lemonade dick!
by Levvviooosaaahhhh April 25, 2013

A sex act where the man will be on his back, mouth open, and the woman will squat over his face and she will put a sliced lemon between her butt cheeks and squeeze to where the juices fall into the mans mouth.
by H bird dog April 4, 2023

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.
by An actual person July 12, 2017
