bed-layer

someone who takes only their sleeping concerns into their considerations for sleeping arrangements on everyday, spring breaks, or other engagements. basically the opposite of everybody that had to sleep in the superdome after hurricane katrina except they chastize you for not sleeping on a comfortable bed.

Bed-layer 1:Wow this vacation is gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeet!

Bed-layer 2:Heck yes! i got top bunk!
Bed-layer 1: i got bottom.
Bed-layers 3-4: My obsession with philly cheesteaks, and my judism allows for our fat asses to take the king size. (Female Bed-layers)
Non Bed-layer 1: Well where are we supposed to sleep?
Bed-layer 2:You can use those couch cushions on the floor hahahahaha (Female, yet maleish tracy mcgradyesk devil laugh)
Non Bed-layers 1-4:YOU GOD DAMN BEDLAYERS OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Wortman Defiance i h8 thatcunt December 18, 2009

Belgium Layer Cake

The act of putting a layer cake between you and a girl and fucking all the layers including her snatch.

Stacy complained all week after I gave her a Belgium Layer Cake because there was cake stuck in her twat.

by ThunderStick June 7, 2007

Lakers

Best team in NBA

Lakers > T-wolves > NBA > StreetBall > Yankees > Kings

by Kings suck March 27, 2004

Marble Layer Cake

Black-White orgy, resembling the chocolate-white look of a marble cake.

If we had a marble layer cake I bet we could get along better.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

seven layer suck

when your significant other sucks seven layer dip off of your toes

yo he gave me the seven layer suck last night

by seven layer suck lover June 5, 2021

B.O.zone layer

The area around a manky, sweaty, or otherwise unwashed individual, in which his or her rank body odour can be inhaled by another person. The individual is usually blissfully unaware of his own stench and will often remain so, even if told. It is best to remain outside of this B.O.zone layer, as it is known to be toxic and even corrosive in some cases. Contact with a B.O.zone layer should be treated as soon as possible with soap, deodorant or anything that smells stronger than the vile fumes of the B.O. itself.

Person 1: "Woah! Dude, I just got a strong blast of David's B.O.!"

Person 2: "Yeah, he has a huge B.O.zone layer, so you have to stay a good distance away when you're talking to him.

by Nile the sociopath March 31, 2011

Layer Cake

Layer cake, A term describing the violent and dark layers of the organised crime world.

Welcome to the layer cake (the criminal world) - Quote taken from the brit gangster flick 'LAYER CAKE'

by Matthew Harrison September 29, 2004