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Laado

A man who acts like an immature girl. Like a kind of girl who knows every shit on earth but would act like a nursery kid when asked to acknowledge it. A man who is a pussy at time of action.
I asked Rohit to stop painting his nails and do something more manly, like fix my broken car. He just ran into his house and complained to wife mom about me. He is just a fucking laado.
by Sigmadrunkguy July 22, 2022
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Ladydoor

something Phil Lester should have never said! During fire boy and water girl, he said some explicit things
Phil: You can always use my ladydoor!
Dan: *such a disappointed father
by RydenMCR Howlter April 4, 2019
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laydown larry

A term in car sales used to describe a customer who does not negotiate, but buys at full price. Customer is a laydown because he buys at whatever price the salesman asks him to.
"Mark just had a laydown larry. The guy bought the car at full price and didn't even ask for a dime off."
by Sunny Delight January 7, 2008
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lardo

chubbaloo. A fat-ass with an unbounded appetite.
Dude, did you dump that lardo you used to date?
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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Landover Baptist

God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.
Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.
by C February 6, 2004
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Landon

Landon is a cool charming guy who likes to hang out with his friends. Make jokes sleeps in his underwear and just doesn't care what people think. He has a big wang and he's not scareda of anybody. And the coolest thing about him is

that his squad always has his back.
Landon is cool
by Ggggggggg🖕👌 June 1, 2018
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Landon

Landon is a great person with a huge heart. He will do anything to see someone smile no matter what he has to do. He will stick by your side through thick and thin and will not leave you. If you need to get something off your chest, he is always there to talk to and he will listen to what you're saying. He is the person you call on at 3 in the morning when something is wrong. You can't help but love Landon.
Person 1: something is wrong
Person 2: call Landon. He will help you
by Burnt.burrito June 28, 2019
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