"So I was at a party last night with this girl and i was so high that i fell asleep while receiving a handjob," Jordan said.
"Dude you got dolphin laid!" Pete said.
the following was based on a true story
"Dude you got dolphin laid!" Pete said.
the following was based on a true story
by pvb1012 October 9, 2009
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Jason: Dude I got laid last night
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
Get the get laid mug."Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...
There once was a girl from Belgrade.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.
by kinkylimerix January 11, 2015
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by Christmas29 November 28, 2013
Get the to get laid mug.A term that I coined for the act of a male player of a MMORPG helping a seemingly female player in some way solely because of her gender. This is referred to as "trying to get e-laid" because the male is doing it solely because the person in need of help appears to be of the opposite gender, hence it is sexual in nature, but still taking place on the internet. The geeky male does it because he holds some small hope that it could develop into an e-lationship.
Ironically, most of the female characters in question turn out to also be males IRL, and this is often revealed after a lengthy period of cyberstalking.
Ironically, most of the female characters in question turn out to also be males IRL, and this is often revealed after a lengthy period of cyberstalking.
by Bloodloss September 19, 2004
Get the e-laid mug.The act of receiving monetary compensation for a good or service within the same time span of engaging in sexual activity.
David: dude, i totally got my paycheck from Coldstone today.
Spencer: sick, I got paid by Kams today and pounded Gayle. That's what I call paid and laid.
Spencer: sick, I got paid by Kams today and pounded Gayle. That's what I call paid and laid.
by Trynasasaurs Rex July 6, 2010
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