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ladies first

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Gentlemen's favorite sentence.
Men with good manners, will always let the woman go first (example through the door etc.)

but it's not the true meaning.

In reality, it means "Lady, go first so can I stare at your butt!"
Andy :" Ladies first" *opens door*
Marina:" very kind, you are a true gentleman"
Andy :" Indeed" *stares at nice butt!*
by Bari April 15, 2005
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Osama Bin Laden

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Obama's speech to the U.S.- "Osama Bin Laden is now a dead bitch."
by 123498312384 May 24, 2011
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Lacie

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A very understanding girl. She loves animals and kids sometimes. She usually falls for the guys with brown hair and taller than her that has a badass personality. She’s a little petty when she wants to be but once you get to know her, you’ll never want to let her out of your life.
Person 1: have you talked to lacie?

Person 2: no we haven’t talked since our argument

Person 3: your screwed
by Wjshbsneiinsbs June 17, 2018
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I really ladged myself up", "I don't want to ladge myself
by CherryFoxxx October 14, 2010
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Ladies of the Valley

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"The Valley's" are in Wales, part of the United Kingdom.

A welsh person is known as being from the Valley's.

In Wales there is a lot of sheep (8.2million to be precise), in comparison to humans (3million). Over the years, the hillarious English wit has, of course, intimated that the Welshman would have intimate relations with the sheep.

Ladies of the Valley, are therefore Welsh Sheep.
Farmer Giles has been gone a long time?

Yes he is very popular with the 'Ladies of the Valley".
by Queen Boother September 12, 2012
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Ladder Kat

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Something you use to climb up gigantic water slides. May come with or without hair. Does not resemble a cat in anyway, aside from hair and smile.
Andrea A: "Hey how'd you get up that slide so fast? it must have been 20 ft at least."

Andrea B: "Oh, I just used my ladder kat."
by AnnieJenkins August 23, 2008
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Ladification

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When one male friend takes the lead in a team activity condemning other members of the team to certain failure on their own personal ventures for the satisfaction of his own needs which the rest of the team can, in hindsight, appreciate as an action that they too would have taken if they were in the same situation thus exempting the perpetrator from any punishment.
To become exempt from a selfish act as the victims of the act empathise with your reasons.

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When one LAD takes his group of friends on a wild goose chase after one woman after sacking off a different group of women (with Ladiquette) that his friends were talking to without telling his friends the real reason why they are travelling across an Island to get another drink. When the truth becomes known by the group of friends that the LAD has taken it upon himself to selfishly shape an evenings antics the LAD is exempt from any punishment because of Ladification which is when the group of friends accept that they have done or would have done the exact same thing in the same situation.

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When a Football player takes a volley on the rebound shouting 'Keepers Gift' even if it is up at the halfway line.
by ReubensChase April 19, 2013
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