swing lube

1. The alcohol necessary during a golf game to accomplish the proper technique and mindset. Also can be used for softball and bowling.

I was doing horrible on the first two holes but once I got some swing lube, I was shooting par on almost every hole.

by funkdat February 16, 2007

stiffy lube

the k mart brand of kY jelly for your dick OR COCK

i need you to run over to k mart and get me some more stiffy lube

by rob n john January 18, 2009

jiffy lube

hand job

dude 1: Jessica's a total slut. Did you fuck her last night?

dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.

dude 1: You fucking suck dude.

dude 2: Eat a dick.

by thewhiteshadow April 07, 2009

cum-lube

When a man have creampie into a woman vagina and another man or the same use the cum as lubricant for his dry penis.
when a man use a woman cum on his cock to fuck the same woman in the ass or fuck another woman

Right after Sam left a creampie in Samantha's pussy ,Peter used the cum-lube to fuck her again.
When Lily came over and over, Al cum-lubed her Ass

by Mr Horney January 25, 2011

Man-lube

A slang name for the type of high quality body oil needed to attain the degree shine necessary for professional looking naked or semi naked poses such as The Khan.

I checked out that pic of you Khaning. How much man-lube did you use to get that Shiny?

by cptchopper July 28, 2008

devils lube

saliva used as lubrication before intercourse

She was so tight, I had to use devils lube.

I awoke in the night and used devils lube.

by noname72 June 15, 2013

poop is lube

1)something to yell out the window of your car either to startle them or just give them something to think about.

2)something outrageous to say in a casiual conversation.

1)passing motorist- "POOP IS LUBE FUCKERS!"
unsuspecting old lady pedestrians- "What? ewwwwww!"

2) guy A- "Ya i dont know about this final. man im really nervous."
guy B- "Well you know what i always say? Poop is lube"

by Nicholas alan June 12, 2008