lubuis

a nucking figger

that coon is such a lubuis

by klabotew October 11, 2017

lubdhak

An intelligent memelord, who knows a little bit about everything. A questionable man because he is probably homosexual but hasn't come out the closet yet. Slanky and lanky at the same time. Has more spicy memes on his phone than dick pics. Can pick up any girl he wants with a nod of his fedora.

Dude 1: Damn you're smart but really gay.

Lubdhak: *tips fedora* Thank you, madam. My name is Lubdhak

by 69ine November 21, 2018

lubemeister

Someone who is very slick and generally tries to act smooth, like lube.

Ugh he's such a lubemeister

by beepothegreatpuppet April 26, 2020

mouth lube

The natural viscous substance that secretes from the glands of a sexually promiscuous woman during oral sex. It's primary use is to actively lubricate between mouth and penis, with a secondary purpose being utilized to aid in the breakdown of food during eating.

The porn fluffer was fired from her job after performing her duties without sufficient mouth lube.

by PinknPervy August 19, 2021

prison lube

The spit that goes on a penis before insertion into a dry hole

Mike Tyson said he used prison lube when he had intercorse with that girl.

by Tracey September 5, 2003

Lubbocking

The act of fisting somebody to death in a swimming pool.

Named after Stuart Lubbock received severe anal injuries and died in the swimming pool at British celebrity-wrong-cock, Michael Barrymore's, homo sex and drugs pool-party.

If I catch you with your nose in my gak again, Bernie, I'll give you a right Lubbocking.

by headsintatters February 9, 2010

Spermicidal Lube

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina

guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

by spartan sex lord8888 February 15, 2008