local joker

Natives of any town or city that have never been outside that area. These natives are oblivious to other cultures and ways of living. Chances are they never graduated high school, owned a car, or had drivers license( and dont see any reason to do so). They usually think they are way ahead of the game, while actually being hopelessly ignorant and easy to figure out. Sometimes having spent thier entire life in one particular area of said town, they still couldnt tell you where the nearest post office is. Unfortunately where ever you move to youre likely to run into a bunch of these. They have a complete lack of ambition, and are happy with sleeping on their Moms couch and catching the city bus.

The local joker exclaimed "this is my block, my hood!" I then asked him where the nearest gas station was and he said hed never been more than three blocks away from where he was standing, and didnt know. He then proceded to drink a 40 and beat his baby momma.

by A07 December 31, 2008

local football

Sexually loose girl.

A girl easy and available to fuck by everyone around.

My friend’s been dealing with the local football recently. Is he really that desperate

by Enhanced mentality11 June 11, 2018

local racer

Someone who follows closly behind your car even though you are traveling at a resonable speed in an unfamiliar area. Usually on winding backroads where their knowledge of the roads allow them to drive at high speed.

"I was trying to find the party when a local racer started riding my ass"

by Beanoh June 27, 2005

Local Hosting Network

A supposedly "zero drag" network connection to a gaming server achieved because of the lack of internet dependency.

Game play is naturally much smoother on a Local Hosting Network.

by Jack K. White July 27, 2010

local toughs

Noun. Wannabe thugs; not true Gs. Fakers normally trying to stand tough on the corner with nothing to do but try to look hard. Usually 2-3 people wearing white tank tops, Js or Timbers, and saggin jeans.

Me and my crew straight rolled up on the scene and these local toughs tried to ice grip us, but we didn't flex. We kept the peace.

by Terry Bad Ice March 28, 2017

Local leroys

1. A local leroy describes a group or single person, the neighborhood common folk. The ones you are most likely to see all the time.

2. A state trooper or law enforcement officer vehilces

3. Alcoholic Beverages

Have seen any of the local leroys around town today?

Jerry you better be careful them local leroys are stopping everyone today.

I have a couple of local leroys in the refrigerator, you are more than welcome to have one.

by LocalLeRoy March 3, 2019

local bitchasses

what you call your close group of friends

“have you seen my local bitchasses?”
“yeah, they just went outside”

by Big Taestee November 12, 2019