A way to truly exploit the legal system by basically making the statement, "let's make all past judgements by court judges and juries false by using legal technology to colorize the story."
by digim0n5 June 26, 2021
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Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.
by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023
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A form of lean which contains no codeine.
Legal Lean is normally mixed with a syrup that contains numerous stress relievers, sleep assistance's, and other form of chemicals to "relax". Most commonly "A.K.A. Lean", "Legal Lean", "Sippin Syrup", and simply just "Relaxation Syrup". These syrups range from low prices to high depending on the company and chemicals, and normally are packaged with 2 ounce containers.
To create Legal Lean you must:
1. Pour sprite into a cup
2. Pour the Legal Lean into the cup
3. Sip
Legal Lean is normally mixed with a syrup that contains numerous stress relievers, sleep assistance's, and other form of chemicals to "relax". Most commonly "A.K.A. Lean", "Legal Lean", "Sippin Syrup", and simply just "Relaxation Syrup". These syrups range from low prices to high depending on the company and chemicals, and normally are packaged with 2 ounce containers.
To create Legal Lean you must:
1. Pour sprite into a cup
2. Pour the Legal Lean into the cup
3. Sip
by 2buzz0 October 28, 2018
Get the Legal Lean mug.1) a young lawyer who sufferes from anal cererabral discombobulation.
2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.
3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.
2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.
3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.
Damn Lea, ever since you have been out of lawschool you have really taken to legal rectology.
My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.
My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.
by jackofhearts655 March 9, 2009
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3) I was once addicted to Legal Crack, until I took an arrow to the knee.
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3) I was once addicted to Legal Crack, until I took an arrow to the knee.
by KevinnatorX March 23, 2016
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Get the legal knod mug.Label given to an attorney who will do anything for money, whether it be legal, immoral, or unethical.
That attorney Brown slept with his client to pay off the fees he charged her for her divorce representation. He's such a legal whore.
Attorney Doe represented a party against a man who saved her husband from drowning in a lake two summers ago; what a legal whore.
Attorney Doe represented a party against a man who saved her husband from drowning in a lake two summers ago; what a legal whore.
by garanimal October 27, 2011
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