Lazy Monday

When your Lazy Sunday is so lazy that it carries over into Monday and you have to call in sick to work/school.

Joe: Where were you today?

Steve: Oh just having a Lazy Monday

by lilDouchey October 29, 2012

lazy wind

A lazy wind; it doesn't bother going round you, it just cuts straight through

"Fuck it's cold"

"Yeah man, it's a reyt lazy wind today"

by Danon1 March 28, 2010

Lazy Kevin

The act of falling asleep whilst dick deep in pussy.

Samantha was ecstatic to be fucking Roberto for the first time, until she realized he had been pulling a Lazy Kevin for the last 15 minutes.

by buckEboi April 22, 2010

lazy nipple

Often the result of a bad boob job, a lazy nipple is one boob/nipple that points off in an odd direction.

That girl needs a refund from her plastic surgeon, she's got a serous lazy nipple.

by robertgregory April 29, 2009

lazy beard

When someone lets his beard grow because he is too lazy to shave it he grows lazy beard.

Woman: "Why are you growing beard? It doesn't look good at all."
Man: "Yeah I know but it's lazy beard."
Woman: "Oh, then it's okay!"

by llion March 12, 2008

Lazy Beam

similiar to lazy bean but with more forceful undertones. A Lazy Beam can be head-on or a sneak attack. This menacing hand-to-face contact creates minor discomfort and is quite unsettling when the attacker's hand meets their prey's face and continues to rub their palm in an unrestrained, clockwise motion.

Maria got Tazim back for eating her burrito by sneaking up and plating a firm Lazy Beam on his face.

by K C August 19, 2007

lazy bastard

Battlefield 1942 Clan known for well administered servers and little tolerance for assclowns. Also known as TLB.
Motto: "The clan that just wants to play the damn game"

I got kicked from The Lazy Bastards Server.

by Festy the Dentist April 18, 2008