lolzipop

Alternative to lolipop.

Expression of extreme and raucous amusement.

"Did you hear the one about the giant panda and the octopus?"

"Yeah, lolzipop!"

by Boris von Genkel July 21, 2006

lolzord

To be laughed at by a sword

When King Arthur pulled out the sword, it pissed itself, this is an example of lolzord.

by Rohen September 25, 2006

lawlzoids

lawlzoids is a variation of lawl and can be used in the same way.

Lawlzoids, that n00b just got 0w3nd.

by xSmittyx May 1, 2007

Lawlzhiemers

(lols heim erz)
noun.
an instance in which you have a memory of something being funny, but you forgot what it is that was funny.

Jim: Hey tim, what you said yesterday was hilarious!
Tim: Yeah. What did I say?
Jim: You forgot? You must have lawlzhiemers

by soniclinkmario July 6, 2008

Major Lolz

Major Lolz, one of the commanding officers of the chatspeak brigade answers only to Lt. General Lmao and General Rofl. He is one of the more deadly forces to be reckoned with, as his training is general enough to command a respectful amount of knowledge and proper usage of the lolz.

Major Lolz led his battalion of outlawls into battle expecting a complete victory.

by Commander Lol June 28, 2008

LOLzels

Laugh out loud so hard you fall off the chair and hit your head on the way down to the floor."

Guy - Hey beautiful, where were you all night?
Girl - Sorry, got busy on the cell.
Guy - You won't believe this - I got bored and added your Mom as a Facebook friend; and then she tried to chat up for some Cyber Sex.
Girl - wtf; you bastard; I'll cut your nuts off.
Guy - Aww baby. I was just kidding. But damn, I got you so good. LOLzels.
Girl - You better be telling the truth or I will cut you.
Guy - I am baby, I am. I was all just a joke.

by tony1111 December 20, 2009

Laozi

An ancient Chinese philospher and the founder of Taoism.

Laozi believed in the universal balance between good and evil.

by CelticEagle February 12, 2019