labadie

a really hot guy who looks good in most of the clothes he wears...whether it be a black shirt that is really brown, or a blue striped shirt that is not the Pistons blue, or simply white like the white man he be!

That Labadie sure does look HOT in that shirt, but it woud look hotter on my floor!!

by December Mercedes December 28, 2008

scam-a-lama-ding-dong

Some radio personality named "Magic Matt" Alan famously used this term. Apparently it refers to a scam of the highest order, a far-reaching con, like global warming.

"You know, it is a big scam-a-lama-ding-dong, it doesn't freakin' exist!" -- "Magic Matt"

by wbeaumo March 6, 2008

Lambaste

To over aggressively thrust upon a female's vagina.

"Dude, what about her?"

"I would lambaste it but wouldn't date it."

by The Codfather July 13, 2012

ladbag

A bag, usually a large shopping bag, in which a boy is placed so that he may perform oral sex on a man, on the floor of a bathroom stall, undisturbed.

"...and the police tell us that the suspect was using a 'ladbag' to conceil his pedofilic acts..."

by ladbag January 18, 2004

naked lambada

Slang for sex

Lemme take you home so we can do the naked lambada.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

Labatt Brown

1. The day following a long night of drinking beer, a beer shit is a virutal guarantee. A Labatt Brown is a specialized beer shit taken the day after a night of drinking Labatt Blue (a popular Canadian Beer).

2. A beer shit.

I'll be back in a few hours, I have to take a wicked Labatt Brown.

by Brad Edey September 2, 2005

Lambast Hazard

a terrible haircut

Hey man, your haircut looks like a Lambast Hazard! Are you five?

by The king shit May 6, 2013