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how to tell a lad
1) lads always yell, LADS ON whenever they see another lad or something remotly ladsy
2) all lads are affected by the rare disorder that causes the brain to be completly rerouted through the penis
3)chicks in general (unless they are frigid)love lads
4)lads are the quintessential players and are constantly at odds with player haters
5) the lad's beverage of choice is the goon bag
6) all lads have abnormally large penises. this causes problems for lads trying to learn to drive or become pilots, as they can often not see past thier erection, which they often have
7)a lad typically is one who has grown out of serious relationships and seeks rather to play the field. it is not unusual for a lad to have relationships with at least 7 women at any given time
8) only lads are affected by the rare disorder cranial ciculatory discharge
9)lads are prone to ejaculation at any given moment
checkit willis there goes one of those "lads"
wat! no way! how can u tell man?
dude, that aint mayyonaise running down his leg
by reginald P. Ramsbottom January 11, 2007
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the proud owners of snoop dogg clothin, wutang, dada, n otha market junk. aussies who dres like this r lads. they r found round padstow, revesby, blacktown etc. in otha words cheap houso aussies that dress like ali g
by jay March 20, 2005
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Gay motherfucking dickheads who think they are such hard cunts and seem to believe that they are top shit as far as Penrith and other suburban areas are concerned. They are also known as "eshays" or "lads". These people bum around shopping areas constantly as they have either a)got their dumb asses kicked out of school or b)left with no ambition of doing anything but trying to bum smokes off people out the front of Penrith Plaza. They can be distinguished through their complete and utter lack of intelligence and their "fully sick bro" tracksuits, normally Canterbury or Nautica.

These people live their lives under the strange illusion that they are the coolest and most original thing to ever hit the universe despite the fact most of their trends are based on previous generations.

They also do not realise that they are so unintelligent and ridiculous that they dropped out of school and will be living off centrelink for the rest of their lives.

Someone should inform them that getting pissed in random areas and being a total junkie retard is not cool.

Drugs dont make you "hard" or "cool". They make you weaker as far as I'm concerned.

To put it simply, they listen to shit music, wear shit clothes, are pussies when it comes to fights (I would snap them) and have total and utter disrespect for everyone and everything as they are so intellectually challenged they are incapable of even spelling the word "respect" to begin with.
They all deserve to die long, slow and painful deaths.
there is no such thing as a good lad. unless meaning the british word for guy.
by you are welcome. April 10, 2009
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fukin sik cunts hu rol arond lokin fresh and bomin toy cunts and popin pilz like big bad aosk
oi lads lets lets go get sum ilpayz and then will call up sum gangerz and get sum ootrayz
by aoske September 03, 2008
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Its used in Europe, by the Irish, Brits(fuckin langas) and th scots. It means Boy or man, just used for that sort. If u use it in Canada u might get made fun of. If u kick there fuckin arse, and clean em with the street, u get a drunk Irish rep.
"watch it Lad"
"Iye, hes a good lad"
"Oi, strighten out ur Lad...or I fuckin will"
by Irish Pikey July 08, 2005
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Teens who write graffiti and think they're staunches, when they are really lil puny twiggs. They wear they're hats like uncos and commonly wear nautica and nike clotheswear. they use common terms like "WAT LAS"
e.g a lad would say "wat u rite annelise las."
by tha LAD 2 B November 27, 2006
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A Lad Is A Teenager Average Age 14-18 Who Are Usally The People Who Tag The Trains ... Were Nautica And Say Alot Of Stuff In Piglatin.... E.G Eshay Adlay... A lad is not scared of nothing and usally the person you dont wanna be involed with if you arnt one... Lads Are Sorted Of In Krew.. E.G HR MIH Etc... Lads Usally Grow Up In A Poor Lifestyle... E.g Living In Housing Comissions And Such Etc...
If You Want To See Lads For Urself Then Visit Bebo... Lads Are Also Different... There Are Two Kinds of lads... Painting lads and erches.... An Erch Is A Lad Who gets kicked out of school and does drugs..... but a painter lad just grafti's.. Some lads get capped by other lads causing fights... Capped: To Paint over someone elses grafti.. And some lads are called toy meaning they arnt very good lads... That is my definition On lads :)
lads are bogans .. esh lad
by Mad Ass Lad May 02, 2009
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