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Kyle Chisholm

someone awesome. wants to pound you all over. He fantasizes about pounding jneena all night long.
yo kyle chisholm, what you do last night?

masturbate over jneena!
by imsoawesomeitssick September 29, 2011
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kyle mulligan

Kyle mulligans are handsome, hilarious, hardworking, and caring creatures. Kyle mulligans are gentle and loveable. They're also messy and air headed at times however these qualities can be forgiven as they're awesome in all other aspects. The most fascinating characteristic about these magnificent creatures is the uncanny ability to chose the most perfect mates.
"What's that magestic thing over there wearing a horse shirt?"
"Oh it's a Kyle Mulligan. Notice the perfect girl in it's presence."
by Webster03 September 21, 2015
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kyle simmons

Kyle Simmons is the keyboard player for the alternative/ indie band Bastille. He is amazing and humble, probably the funniest in the band. He loves cats, as seen on several shirts he likes to wear. His mustache/ beard combo is something to die for, it's his trademark in the band I think(Although Dan often has a beard/ stubble, and Will's is more like stubble.) He is currently dating Janna Bartlett. He's very friendly with the crowds at their concerts, and loves what he does. He's hilarious, supportive, talented, and without him Bastille just wouldn't be Bastille. Definitely my favorite member in the band.
Person: Hey, you're going to the Bastille concert tonight right?
Stormer: Yeah! I'm so excited to see them! I'm going to try to stand by Kyle Simmons so I can say hi. He's very friendly, he'll probably wave back!
by BastilleStormer March 29, 2016
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Kyle Norito

He is my fav Asian friend (miss u my g)
Song: Kyle Norito we love you you had no teeth and u had a bit of poo
Wow look other the it is Kyle Norito
by Kyle Norito sisters dogs May 18, 2020
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Kyle Loh

-hottest Asian from California, very good at singing, math, and running, pulls all the girls but is fucking dry, cutest smile
-one letter, and on rare occasions: one word, answers to texts if you are one of the few worthy of his attention
-is definitely going to Harvard

-Bill Gates = off brand Kyle Loh
Girl: Damn...He's fine

Another Girl (probably a bitch): Of course! He's Kyle Loh!
by Kyle's #1 Simp October 17, 2023
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Jordan-kyle

The act of mixing up a person's first and last name because their last name could easily pass for a first name, provoking extreme anger from a person.

Usually only premenent in italian New Jersey suburbs, because of the stress of maintaining a constant fist pump whenever listening to 'Guido Beats'. This fist pumping action results in extreme irritablility, therefore a heightened reaction from the first-last name mix up.
Dayo: Why did jordan storm off like that?

Jer: Well you completely Jordan-kyle'd him.

Dayo: Well his parents were dumb enough to give him a last name that could be a first name he deserved it..
by JROC444 December 8, 2010
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Dirty kalem

One sexy mother fucker who likes when there girl takes control and is more dominant than him. He likes being cuffed and slapped around but when he takes matters into his own hands he will rip u apart like how a lion devours it’s prey.
Bro I just finished with that dirty kalem, man it was a night to remember.
by A pee pee scared user July 21, 2021
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