Kristy Lee Cook

American Idol Season 7 contestant. Complete and total hotness. Can't sing worth a damn, but she is hot.

Damn! Kristy Lee Cook can't sing worth shit, but I want to put my penis in her mouth.

by Bombguy March 22, 2008

Kristi

A big ass donkey she acts very donkey like and talks about assholes alot.

Kristi- Biggest of big donkeys loves talking about assholes.

by HolyShitItsShit November 15, 2019

kristy delauder

Known noodle thief.

Beware of Kristy DeLauder on Thanksgiving. She will take ALL the noodles for herself.

by kuhmeelyun April 7, 2017

anna-kristi

Means a hard core girl with endless possibilities.

Verb «Anna-Kristiing» is to have a strong need to dance whenever bad music is played in public spaces.

What are you doing?

Im Anna-Kristiing

by Alma Diaz February 22, 2018

Kristi

It means short.

Ah she's so Kristi.

by MoonChildyes November 22, 2021

Kristy G

A red headed bitch with herpes, who wont tell you she has it. She will also steal your money and say a baby's yours when its really not.

Concerned Friend: "Man that bitch pulled a Kristy G on you".

Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!

by Karma4u September 17, 2013

Kristy

Don’t ever talk to one or become friends with one. An absolute evil person. Tries to steal your parents and lives in your house and brings 2 mutts that look just like her cause they’re all dogs. Pretends she knows everything, if you need a mechanic she’s your girl, if you need a hairdresser, she’s your girl, if you need an accountant she’s your girl, if you need a carer she’s your girl, if you need your dog to be a sheepdog or even your cat she’s your girl. If you want your car crashed she’s your girl, if you like girls that don’t wash she’s your girl. If you want your clothes stolen, she’s your girl.

Doing the #Kristy

by Kristyloversrus November 23, 2021