krispy kleenex

The morning-after crusty paper tissue evidence left by the bedside after cleaning up ejaculate mess w/it. Inspired by those ever popular Krispy Kreme donuts.

I left Sheila a fresh half-dozen Krispy Kleenex by her nightstand.

by rob chaidez July 28, 2008

calvin klein

A drug slang term used to describe a cociane and ketamine combination. The term originated from the new york dance scene back in the day.

They got super messed up on a calvin klein combo.

by D.Rock January 4, 2007

ethan klein

A youtuber who makes reactions videos with his wive. This includes dark humor and sarcasm. The starter of the "Ethan Bradberry" meme. Really funny.

Wanna have a good laugh? Check out Ethan Klein on YouTube. He'll give you some good goofs.

by WeDemBoiiis May 19, 2016

meat kleenex

The receptacle for love snot. Female genitalia.

He asked if he could blow a little love snot into her meat kleenex.

by magrook July 28, 2006

Klein

An all round nice guy. German for small, not a common name. People called this usually are best in sports and smart along with it. Beats anyone called patrick or Louis. Is mega hot, is basically god like. Also a common jewish surname but has nothing to do with people who have it as a first name. :D

Holy shit is that Klein!
Damm Klein, hes so good a everything.
LEts get that bastard, oh wait its Klein!

by pepito23435 August 21, 2012

brown county kleenex

while giving a cincinnati bowtie the woman sneezes in your anus as if using it as a kleenex, it is called brown county kleenex because the location of the sneeze is most likely brown and the word was created in brown county ohio thus putting it on the map!

dude i hate winter all the women get colds and give me the brown county kleenex! i shit boogers for weeks

by hubie&auschwitz May 1, 2010

Kleinsman

Someone with untold amounts of Swag. If a person is a Kleinsman they are so swaggerfic that girls fall at their feet.

Brooooooooooo that chick was keen as on you, you're such a Kleinsman

by StephenCranney June 1, 2011